Directions

What real mean don't ask for.

Dan is a real man; when he gets lost, he doesn't ask for directions like some pussy.

by Superman13 May 23, 2008

Directionator

A word used by Directioners (A.K.A: 9-17 year old teenyboppers) who are so stupid and shallow that they can't appreciate their own fandom and believe that anyone who doesn't obsess and/or stalk the 'band' One Direction isn't a 'real fan'. They often accuse them of pronouncing/spelling people's names wrong, forgetting a line from the odd song or not knowing every detail of the member's lives.
In reality, very, very few of these people exist. Most of them are either already idiotic, psychotic fans or have been driven away by the fanbase's stupidity (thank god).

Fan #1: OMG I LOVE 1D!
Fan #2: OMG ME TOO!!!!11!!!
Fan #1: OMG OMG WHO'S UR FAVE!!!??
Fan #2: OMG OMG OMG I LOVE LEWIS!
Fan #1: OMGZZZZ I WILL CUT YOU DIRECTIONATOR BITCH!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111!

by Common Sense Kid July 14, 2013

Directional Dislexia

Using the wrong compass point when giving directions; when you say south when you really meant north.

Take a left on mainstreet and head north, i mean south, aww fuck it. google map it for christ sake! No im not taking meds for directional dislexia.

by dwalt121 January 4, 2010

Directioner

A Girl or sometimes Boy who is Dedicated to One Direction. They live, Breathe, Love One Direction. They bow to the Amzing 5 Sex Gods. They do get emotional, Angry, Happy, and to some cases, Laughs uncontrolably, and for no reason. Most are know as "Directionigga(s)" They are also known to be better than Beliebers.

You can tell that girl is a Directioner because she ran away from a spoon.

Boy:Is that girl calling that pigeon "Kevin"? Girl: Yep, shes definetley a Directioner.

If your threatened by a carrot, shes a Directioner. And you better run.

by Mrs.1D October 1, 2012

Directionator

A person with absolutely no clue on one direction, but delude themselves in thinking they "Love them"

e.g. "I payed 100 dollars for one of their tickets, I'm their biggest fan!" - this is a directionator

by kane p1234 October 3, 2012

urban dictionariality

Reality as decided on by majority rule. Based off wikipedia's 'majority rule' fact. Featured on The Colbert Report July 31, 2006.

Urban Dictionariality, just like Wikiality, refers to the changing of reality or truth via a Wikipedia-like system or Urban Dictionary-like, allowing the public to change facts as long as there are others that agree.

by Jose Luis August 12, 2006

directions

A command listed even if no one pays attention to it, anyway. Mainly there to protect the stupid.

Directions for Dial soap: use like regular soap.
Directions for hair dryer: do not use while sleeping.
Directions for frozen dinner: defrost.
Directions on a packet of peanuts: open packet. Eat nuts.

by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 26, 2003