e-crisis

existential online crisis

"Chris is having an e-crisis right now and has no idea what to publish and no idea what to say or do"
"I'm having a e-crisis, and I'm not sure how my online persona should be anymore"

by ChrisBorglei September 17, 2019

Mammary Missile Crisis

When a man fails to ejaculate or starts to lose his erection during a tit wank

My girlfriend was giving me a tit wank and I had a mammary missile crisis

by Dr Jewskin83 December 3, 2016

Meme Crisis

A "Meme Crisis" is when you use a shitty meme as a response

Guy 1: what a simp
Guy 2: wow you hit a meme crisis or something?

by Vxmpire May 8, 2020

Existential Crisis Man

A man who is having an existential crisis.

bro 1: Who's that dude over there?
bro 2: That's Existential Crisis Man.
bro 1: What's he doing?
bro 2: Having an Existential Crisis.
bro 1: Nice.

by El Zodiac April 26, 2024

Micro-Commitment Crisis

The sudden panic that hits when someone asks you to make a harmless, tiny decision, like choosing a pen color, picking a Spotify queue song, or deciding which side of a sandwich to eat first, and your brain temporarily shuts down as if you’re negotiating peace treaties.

“Bro asked me to pick a playlist and I had a full micro-commitment crisis.”

by yo.its.furk December 3, 2025

MidClub Crisis

A midclub crisis can be described as a mini mid life crisis that occurs specifically in a nightclub. It is when one is at a club and at one stage during the night they have a mini panic attack and realize either that they are too old to enjoy themselves or they no longer fit in with this crowd. It differs from a mid life crisis as it is not age specific but most commonly occurs in a transitional period in one's life ie, last semester of college. the effects may be heightened by other outer conditions such as a club deciding to play teenie bopper music such as justin bieber.

bill: "hey man you alright, crap music right?"

Ted:"no man its not that, its just all of it, i'm past all these excellent aventures and stuck up young girls, i'm heading to an indie bar man"
Bill:"dude bummer, total midclub crisis"

another example would be mike the situation's mini meltdown in a club at the end of jersey shore season 2

by Aidsbomb March 14, 2011

Mood Life Crisis

Just like mid life crisis but anyone have it, you don't actually need to be middle aged. Something can simply upset your mood and lo and behold you now have a mood life crisis.

Is Alex coming to the party?
No. He's having a mood life crisis.

by whackywizard August 6, 2022