An unknown slightly awkward excuse to get out of being Friend-zoned. So you become a Couple without benefits. For your pleasure of course. Almost similar to bwb or gwb.
Amy was tired of being friend zoned by Kyle so she suggested that they become Couple without benefits. (Cwb's)
by xLonely April 21, 2016
Get the couple without benefitsmug. by anonymous January 27, 2021
Get the National couples daymug. by Pseudo Cracker November 2, 2019
Get the National Couples Weekmug. A couple (especially of college age) that has settled down and consistently pushes away all of their other friends so they can spend all their time together in a relationship. Often times this happens to close friends, and the relationship can mess up even the tightest of friendships over time.
"Man! Todd and Patricia are such a beached whale couple! Todd turned me down multiple times to go to stardollars with her! He used to be my friend!"
"Friend 1: Todd, why don't you hang out with your bro's anymore?
Todd: I don't have bro time so that I can have hoe time!
Friend 1: But what about that trip we planned? And bro's before hoes?
Todd: What trip?
Friend 1: You know, the trip to New York we've been planning for so long?
Todd: Oh, I'm planning that trip with Patricia. Sorry man!
Friend 1: You're in a beached whale relationship, then. I thought we were friends!
Todd: Yeah I'd rather be with Patricia, and my other friends don't matter to me anymore.
Friend 1: How selfish! Well, let me know if you change your mind. Have a good life!
Todd: Oh, I will!"
"Friend 1: Todd, why don't you hang out with your bro's anymore?
Todd: I don't have bro time so that I can have hoe time!
Friend 1: But what about that trip we planned? And bro's before hoes?
Todd: What trip?
Friend 1: You know, the trip to New York we've been planning for so long?
Todd: Oh, I'm planning that trip with Patricia. Sorry man!
Friend 1: You're in a beached whale relationship, then. I thought we were friends!
Todd: Yeah I'd rather be with Patricia, and my other friends don't matter to me anymore.
Friend 1: How selfish! Well, let me know if you change your mind. Have a good life!
Todd: Oh, I will!"
by atreed7 June 1, 2018
Get the Beached Whale Couplemug. A couple with two attractive people, it's low-key toxic but they are the best for each other. One minute they are fine next they are yelling at each other then they break up and with a 3-7 day span, they are back together. Usually, their peers are confused about how they have lasted for so long. But in the end, they are adorable.
by T-T <3 November 13, 2020
Get the Beck and Jade couplemug. by pinzinjin April 12, 2019
Get the National Couple Daymug. by ManualGrimm June 8, 2018
Get the Couple of Cardsmug.