cooch

a coochie, but shortened and more whet.

"my cooch is so wet babe"
"suck my cooch"

by notspanstarslol July 6, 2022

cooch loofah

In the same genre as "douche bag." To be used to describe anyone who, figuratively or literally, rubs your bits the wrong way.

Celeste: "Eddie came home drunk again and couldn't perform. What a cooch loofah."

by sauceb0x August 6, 2011

Poopy cooch

A girl who wipes from back to front

Eww don’t ask me to go down on you when your vag smells like dookie. Straight porta potty pants. Keep that poopy cooch away from me

by Tatd_girl March 9, 2024

Cold Cooching

Similar to hot boxing, but cold and with your cooch. Creating a tent of cold for your nether regions using the back center unit of an SUV or Minivan and a skirt, towel, or blanket to create an exceptionally cold tent area for your cooch.

It was hot AF at the picnic, so Sally used cold cooching to get rid of her swamp crotch.

by WtF004 September 2, 2023

illegal cooch

When someone watch to order illegal hooch and accidentally orders a prostitute

Aiden *goes to the illegal hooch stand* can i have some illegal cooch

Stand worker *blank stare*

Aiden *blank stare*

Friends of aiden *dies of laughter*

by Tard2005 September 18, 2023

Cooch Pooch

A bitch. A sexual slave.

you’re my cooch pooch, now

by Byrdieboy996 March 10, 2020

Cooch

Coochie.
A cooch refers to a vagina, the reproductive organ only found on a biological woman’s body. If a man was born with a cooch, he might wanna get that checked out. Who knows, maybe he’s bigender.

Man: Jessica, would you mind passing me the cooch?
Woman: No dear, not at all. *passes the canned coochie*

by ABitchOnline March 14, 2020