Mr Short Cummings

This refers to men who either has a small penis, doesn't last long during sex or has very poor performance in the bedroom. Women will often shame men like this with no regards for their feelings.
Being called Mr short Cummings can break down a man's confidence, pride, ego & self esteem.

Tasha: this guy was so dead & boring in the bedroom I was on my phone most of the time.

Layla: loool Mr short Cummings.. lock that off sis

by Arron j smith April 7, 2022

the second cumming of jesus christ

A really wierd porn film.

"Hey man did you see the second cumming of jesus christ."
"No, im not into that wierd shit."

by anonymous June 8, 2022

Major Tom (Coming Home)

Standing there alone, the ship is waiting
All systems are go, are you sure?
Control is not convinced
But the computer has the evidence
No need to abort
The countdown starts
Watching in a trance, the crew is certain
Nothing left to chance, all is working
Trying to relax, up in the capsule
"Send me up a drink", jokes Major Tom
The count goes on
Four, three, two, one
Earth below us
Drifting, falling
Floating, weightless
Calling, calling home
Second stage is cut, we're now in orbit
Stabilizers up, running perfect
Starting to collect requested data
"What will it effect, when all is done?"
Thinks Major Tom
Back at ground control there is a problem
Go to rockets full, not responding
"Hello Major Tom, are you receiving?
Turn the thrusters on, we're standing by"
There's no reply
Four, three, two, one
Earth below us
Drifting, falling
Floating, weightless
Calling, calling home
Across the stratosphere
A final message, "Give my wife my love"
Then nothing more
Far beneath the ship, the world is mourning
They don't realize, he's alive
No one understands but Major Tom sees
Now the light commands, this is my home
I'm coming home

Earth below us
Drifting, falling
Floating, weightless
Coming home
Earth below us
Drifting, falling
Floating, weightless
Coming home
Earth below us
Drifting, falling
Floating, weightless
Coming, coming home
Home
Home
Home
Home
Home
Home
Home
Home

Major Tom (Coming Home)

by Death Menace June 18, 2023

the fog is coming

some shit mentally ill people say. there’s a group centered around the fog, and believing it will come and that it is filled with some kind of demon. mostly it’s a generic saying people do when they fake mental illness, specifically schizophrenia, from what i’ve seen. seems to be some dumb joke.

weirdo : the fog is coming . the fog is coming .

saner person : stfu

by aiceling August 23, 2023

Does gav feel a sneeze coming?

When gav feels a sneeze coming

Oi mate, Does Gav feel a sneeze coming?

by the dr-dash July 19, 2018

You think my life Is Beautiful but it's Coming into an end in reality

people think you are happy but reality you ain't

I'll be honest you think my life Is Beautiful but it's Coming into an end in reality

by 459395 March 4, 2022

Come round here, coming around here.

A phrase used to inform a person they are being fucking ridiculous.

Person 1 “Hey lad, have you got anymore smokes?”
Person the second. “Fuck off you dumb cunt, come round here, coming around here. I’ve already given you half mi fucking deck!”

by Swingcodfish September 7, 2022