comment roulette

It's the high risk game you play every time you read the comments on an online article/post/video etc. Sometimes they are clever and funny and at best, better than the article itself. Frequently though they make you concerned for the future of humanity and/or angry enough to want to find the commenter and slap them.

She realised she had once again lost the game of comment roulette when she read the words "evolution is just a theory"

by Sheila Montague September 21, 2016

Confused Commentator

People who comment on most platforms (mostly replies) that are completely irrelevant to the video or post's subject.

A lady once told about how she gave birth in a video about someone murdering a child. Nevertheless, she somehow got backlash and was called a confused commentator.
On a video about murdering a child.

by InsomniaGameing September 9, 2022

Homer comment

To make a comment that is completely idiotic and moronic.

To say the Cowboys are America's team is a homer comment

by HTTR4LIFE June 15, 2016

No Comment

Oli has a 1.1 inch penis

'oli has a small penis, no comment'

by Chelseafan123 March 10, 2023

Comment cloture

The act of ending a comment thread on Facebook by "liking" the other person's comment instead of providing a response. Named for the process of ending a filibuster in the US Senate.

The conversation was starting to look like a flame war, so I "liked" his comment to cut it off. Comment cloture FTW.

by Halestormstopper January 25, 2011

Comment Coyote

The worse version of a Comment Vulture. Instead of exploiting replies to self-promote, these guys like to exploit replies to insult anyone following that thread, almost always for trolling and nothing more. The most infamous of Comment Coyotes is ForgiveZharion, who may as well be the most nefarious troll of the 2020's.

SOMEONE: "Hopefully no Comment Coyotes come here to ruin the fun!"
FORGIVEZHARION: "ratio + l + i don't argue with babys like u + this u"

by Jsslade October 13, 2022

Comment Block

Commenting on something with the sole intention of making sure no one else comments on it.

Original: Finally got my spikes yeah boy.
Comment: I like it in the anus
OP: you just comment blocked me

by nickmaneffn May 11, 2011