Domesticated Clown

a clown or mime that has been raped by elephants so hard that the sweat on his face causes his make up to run off his face.
man, that Jaden Chan is such a domesticated clown! look at his face
by jaden chan November 30, 2010
Get the Domesticated Clown mug.

Clown kiss

Eating a girl out while she is on her period so when you are done your lips look like a clown.
I puked after giving a girl a clown kiss.
by mike vogs January 05, 2007
Get the Clown kiss mug.

Clown Porn

Something very, very wrong...probably the german's faults...damn germans.
"The germans like clown porn"
by John Satchewski September 28, 2003
Get the Clown Porn mug.

gal clown

A gal clown (girl clown) is guy who is willing to make them self look like a complete and utter jack ass in order to impress a girl who probably has no interest in them to begin with. They usually travel in packs and abuse the words such as swag, dope and fresh in an effort to seem cool and appealing but in reality they just look stupid.
Boy: Yo babe, you know I talk to a lot of girls but you're the only one for me.

Girl: Hush, you're a gal clown.
by allsecrets December 23, 2012
Get the gal clown mug.

Blouse clowns

Large breasts. A term coined by the Phil Hendrie Show.
Bud Dickman: Look at her blouse clowns.
Phil Hendrie: Get outta here!
by Steagles June 06, 2006
Get the Blouse clowns mug.

clown fiesta

A confusing mess of a situation.

Popularized by the League of Legends gaming community to describe particularly sloppy team fights.

Related words: Clusterf--k, Mess, Snafu, Balagan
We tried to Black Friday shopping, but we were all so drunk that all we came home with was a box of doughnuts and 5 copies of the Spongebob movie. It was a total clown fiesta.

Teemo just flashed into their entire team and got destroyed. The rest of our team ran in after him. What a clown fiesta.

With Trump in the White House, the next 4-8 years of American politics are going to be a clown fiesta.
by doubledevil December 07, 2016
Get the clown fiesta mug.

clown stomp

The spike move (down-a in the air) for Captain Falcon in Super Smash Bros. 64. When an opponent is off the stage in mid-air, jump up and press down-a upon contact and the opponent will rocket downward for an INSTANT KILL!

It's called a clown stomp because cap'n falcon looks like a crazy clown with all his different colored suits.
you want a... CLOWN STOMP??!!!
by TJ BALLER September 20, 2010
Get the clown stomp mug.