uniting church

the uniting church is a church that maintains all rights reserved for all people and in doing so allows all things to be possible and allows complex issues to be resolved slowly and lets god manifest in the truth.

i am a member of the uniting church... because all things are possible all the time i must allow all people the right to that belief if i don't "i" am there ruler and therefore assume to be a god and have minions i obey all the ten commandments but in doing so i reserve one for all people to love there neighbour as they love themselves that is my teaching

by angus macfarlane March 17, 2007

finn church

finn church is a doo doo head but is very smexy in bed and is also very smexy towards other men.

Bob: finn church is a smexy man
Jeff: i would anal rape finn church
Bob: Me too!

by noghead June 9, 2019

ozark church

A building project using a crooked construction company, with no intention of the project actually being completed, as a means to launder money or rip off investors.

Netflix original series Ozark features a money laundering scheme where, main character Marty Byrde, launders money through building a church and inflating construction costs.

The Tangerine Troll stole billions from people by forcing them to build a giant Ozark Church on the boarder of Mexico.

by ComradeWinston September 1, 2017

Church fucker

Someone who fucks in a church while saying holy fuck

Someone who is a dumbass

Steve you church fucker! Come back here dumbass

I knew Joe was always weird but I didn’t know he was a church fucker!

by -Bouldrboy January 29, 2021

Purple church

Slang term for a strip club, most notably located in Oceanside California

"Hey bro we are going to purple church, you in?"
"Nah I'm too broke for blue balls this week"

by Midwest Danger Crew December 22, 2021

God Church

A word in Jake Paul's song its every day bro. And he had to ryhme with merch. And now it's a things he says.

I just dropped some new merch and it's selling like a GOD CHURCH!

by theLmastet September 27, 2017

church juice

Church juice is cranberry juice cut by half water, the origin for church juice is

- the juice they would serve you at church camp when you were younger!

Although it seems like it would be gross it’s BUSSIN

“Man I could go for some church juice in a styrofoam cup rn”

by copelily82 =) you got it July 9, 2021