She’s the hottest person on earth, she has big titties and a cute smile.
Her name is quite rare in America, but quite popular in Norway and Germany.
It’s pronounced “christy-Anne” for all the retards that fuck it up all the time. All I gotta say is suck my dick.
If u like a girl named Christiane, she probably falls in love to quickly and likes u too, so ask her out!
Her name is quite rare in America, but quite popular in Norway and Germany.
It’s pronounced “christy-Anne” for all the retards that fuck it up all the time. All I gotta say is suck my dick.
If u like a girl named Christiane, she probably falls in love to quickly and likes u too, so ask her out!
She’s the hottest person on earth, she has big titties and a cute smile.
Her name is quite rare in America, but quite popular in Norway and Germany.
It’s pronounced “christy-Anne” for all the retards that fuck it up all the time. All I gotta say is suck my dick.
If u like a girl named Christiane, she probably falls in love to quickly and likes u too, so ask her out!
Her name is quite rare in America, but quite popular in Norway and Germany.
It’s pronounced “christy-Anne” for all the retards that fuck it up all the time. All I gotta say is suck my dick.
If u like a girl named Christiane, she probably falls in love to quickly and likes u too, so ask her out!
by Christiane69 November 13, 2019
Get the Christianemug. Christianity(N): is, in short, forcing people to do what they say with the threat of torture, AKA Hell.
by Marco F September 17, 2006
Get the Christianitymug. The only religion in the world that offers salvation by grace (unmerited favor); all the rest require good works. In Christianity good works merely prove that an individual has faith (faith being the only requirement by Jesus Christ). Jesus Christ died for the sins of mankind because of His love for them in the same way that a parent will gladly give up his or her life for a child. Christianity is based on the death and resurrection of Jesus Christ, God's only begotten Son. Jesus Christ is of the same substance as His father. As a human begets a human, so God begets God.
Because of the nature of Christianity, the only true followers are those that are of a contrite spirit and are willing to die for their faith. Real Christians pray for their enemies and do not take revenge.
by JustinAlex December 31, 2011
Get the Christianitymug. A psychological disorder that affects millions of people around the globe. Symptoms include the belief in imaginary friends-- one of which is called "God". People affected by this disorder generally attempt to spread the disease by word of mouth to any people that are not deaf. People who have Christianitis are dualists who believe that the only correct information in the universe comes from a single book. This book was supposedly written by the primary imaginary friend called "God" and is based not on scientific fact but rather on fairy tales and fantasy. The characters described in this book, which people who have Christianitis believe to be factual beings, have life spans of several hundred years and are sometimes capable of rising from the dead. No, the characters are not zombies, they are portrayed as humans. Christianitis is now a pandemic and the only known cure is logic, reason, and science. However, most cases of Christianitis are too far developed to be cured.
by Mary Smoke February 20, 2007
Get the Christianitismug. As a Christian, I have always believed that I am better than no one else, that everyone, including me, is a sinner, that I am far, far, far from perfect, and that we should love everyone as our brothers and sisters. Someone said that 90% of Christians are sinners, but in reality, EVERYONE is a sinner. It's HUMAN NATURE. I have always tried to not have a "holier-than-thou" attitude, and I try to be a kind person to everyone, Christian or not, and I never force my beliefs on anyone. A lot of non-Christians have a stereo-type that Christians are these weird breast-beating, self righteous people, but those people are just the people who think they are Christians and they do negative things, so of course the media is going to portray Christians in a negative way, since the media is so secular these days. I try to go against the stereotype that Christians have a holier-than-thou attitude by treating others with the respect they deserve. Oh yeah,
CHRISTIANITY IS NOT A CULT. At least, not in the negative sense of the word.
CHRISTIANITY IS NOT A CULT. At least, not in the negative sense of the word.
I try to be a kind, non-agressive person to show others that non-Christians are not the way the media portrays them to be.
by George Woodard August 14, 2006
Get the Christiansmug. There are no successfull religious people (christianity)
by User694208800q January 1, 2021
Get the Christianitymug. A relationship with Christ, commonly viewed as narrow-minded by non-believers who think its real funny to insult people with obscene references over the Internet. Big man.
by Chris September 17, 2006
Get the Christianitymug.