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Jezus Cheetos

A secular placeholder for the common vernacular use of "Jesus Christ", when exclaiming disdain or confusion.
"Jezus Cheetos Sonny-Jim, get a fucking grip.
by _betamax_ June 15, 2018
mugGet the Jezus Cheetosmug.

Cheeto Dust Taco

When a woman has neglected her self-respect and personal hygiene to the point of masturbating after eating a bag of Cheetos, or any other cheese snack for that matter, without cleaning off her fingers. The result is a Cheeto Dust Taco.
Bro, I was going to go down on that girl from the bar, but when I pulled her panties down I found a Cheeto Dust Taco
by minitrampoline March 12, 2023
mugGet the Cheeto Dust Tacomug.

crem and cheeto

2 nonbinary lesbians👩 ❤️ 💋 👩👩 ❤️ 💋 👩
ugly fugly man: what's those "girls" name
hot girl: that's crem and cheeto, they are nonbinary lesbians no straight girls
by crem=lesbian June 21, 2022
mugGet the crem and cheetomug.

cheetos handy

Getting a hand job after your significant other just finished eating Cheetos and you have orange dust or Cheetos flavoring on your dick.

Could also be other flavors, Doritos ranch or Nacho flavors. Not recommended are Tim’s jalapeño, as you will have a burning sensation.
Had to take a shower to get the Cheetos handy off my dick
by The_rabbits November 13, 2017
mugGet the cheetos handymug.

cheeto puffery

a lit word that you use when you eat a bag of cheetos and feel bad after
you make me wanna commit cheeto puffery em
by cheeto puffery September 29, 2018
mugGet the cheeto pufferymug.

Cheeto

Donald Trump has the complexion of a Cheeto
by Griffin145 July 4, 2020
mugGet the Cheetomug.

Soggy Cheeto

When you come back home from a live football game so drunk that you can’t get it up all the way, but she’s still down, and helps you thumb in a softie.
The wife had to help me up the stairs after the game, since I was so drunk, but she was still down for a Soggy Cheeto.
by Phil Alex Ander August 28, 2021
mugGet the Soggy Cheetomug.

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