Champaign-Urbana

Two connected towns in central Illinois mostly known for UIUC, an amazing college. Champaign Urbana is also known for wannabe gangsters, incredibly inconsistent crime rates, and features heavy segregation, despite little racism.

"I'm from Englewood but I just made it out"

"Shut yo dumb ass up your from Champaign-Urbana nigga"

by howthefuckiseveryhandletaken December 29, 2023

champagne problem

I had a dream the other night about the song "Champagne Problems" by Nick Jonas and decided in my dream that calling someone a "champagne problem" is a witty insult that insinuates their parents drank too much one day and that's the only reason they were conceived.

Ugh, she's been bothering me so much lately. She's such a champagne problem.

by short bear November 14, 2023

Camsplaining

When one person wants to talk to you about pro wrestling, and they have already decided that there is an idiot in the conversation, it is never them because, from their point of view, they are not wrong.

This person on social media wanted to tell me how I was supposed to look at WWE's booking from their point of view. I don't need anyone Camsplaining to me.

by Konger82 November 14, 2023

champagne woman

1: a woman that is very social and wont shut their fucking mouths.
2: a posh woman with Karen tendencies (commonly used by charvas)

charva 1: yo man, yo mama a champagne woman.
white non gigachad rizzler wannabe chav: shut your motherfucking mouth nigga

by teufort_beatz (tf2 music) February 28, 2024

Champaign Socialist

Someone who pretends to advocate for the working class but actively discriminates against people from a lower socio-economic background. This can take of the form of various types of ways such as being condescending towards the less educated, and those who lack similar economic opportunities or cultural exposures. Particularly it can perpetuate a type of class war through culture and education, or climbing a hierarchical ladder in a socialist organization, while also discrediting and demeaning other people's viewpoints given their perceived education and privileged socioeconomic upbringing.

God, I can't believe that champaign socialist tried to get that person fired for saying something mildly controversial, even though they might have a family to support or could be struggling with addiction.

by Kntevn June 26, 2024

champagne facial

When a person kneels with their eyes closed and tongue out and their partner stands and cums in their mouth and onto their face, so named after F1 motorsport winners spraying champagne over pit girls faces.

I'm going to give her a Champagne Facial tonight.

by TheBounder November 24, 2024

Chamblanc

Derived from Chamaca Blanca in Spanish. Also known as white girl.

Mija you are a Chamblanc superstar.

by Dita32 November 27, 2024