Caesar

Caesar is your neighborhood drug dealer who has yet to learn his lessons and keeps going to jail.

Caesar needs to chill and come back to mama.

by Trap Monroe February 2, 2018

cesar

complete perv who preys on freshmen girls and won’t stop asking for nudes no matter how many times you tell him no. he thinks he’s funny but really just creepy and wants nudes and someone girls should stay FAR away from. in reality he’s horny virgin that will fuck anything with a heartbeat and do literally anything to get a sex life

girl- how do I get this guy to stop sendingdick pics and begging for nudes?!?!??
other girl- you can’t he’s cesar just block him

by notthisbitch December 14, 2019

the ceaser

The act of eating out anothers anus. Replaces "tossing a salad"

"You see that chick back there, she gave me the ceaser last night"

by allcircuitsarebusy May 30, 2006

Cesar

Broke boy and fuck boi

He is Cesar

by Pablorun34 May 18, 2017

Caesar worship

The worship of Julius and Augustus Caesar and the other Roman emperors as gods, and the veneration of the Roman empire. It is most often a part of modern day Roman paganism. The Roman emperors were traditionally worshiped as gods in ancient Rome.

He's into Caesar worship.

by Judge dredd7 August 3, 2011

Caesar's Angry Pirate

When you hang from a ceiling fan while your dog licks your balls and you shoot a cum wad in the dogs eye!

The dog was licking my balls so hard that I did a Caesar's Angry Pirate.

by Soda Pop2 October 16, 2008

Cesar

Cesar, is not god, is not awesome, is not cool. He doesn't have a dick (sorry bro) and he says he does. He is just a sarcastic being who is very, very, mean but still your friend because he relates to you .-.

cesar My dick makes girl squirt (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞
me you don't fucking have one
cesar ........
cesar how would you know *insert more Lenny faces*

by Sarcastic Drama June 18, 2017