Your mom’s favorite, eats roasted red pepper hummus for a living. Sucks at beer pong and can definitely out smoke any of you motherfuckers.
Jade Carter is a legend
by punanislayer September 21, 2021
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by Eonzzx February 26, 2023
Mary Carter’s are wild. They are loud and don’t hold their opinion back. They are hilarious, very smart, and extremely nice. They are tuff and confident women that are extremely beautiful. They are very good with people and everyone loves them and boys just chase after them.
by Taylor Adams April 07, 2018
When a great game is going on and you ruin it because you can't back a way from a moving football; worse than a Bill Buckner: someone deserving to get cut from a NFL football team: an idiot: someone adored by one team's fans and wanted to get shot by another team's; someone really stupid
Fan 1: "Wow did you see that game last night he pulled a total Tony Carter"
Fan 2: "I know right, it was awful I want to kill him"
Fan 1: "Tony Carter is worse than Bill Buckner"
Fan 2: "I know right, it was awful I want to kill him"
Fan 1: "Tony Carter is worse than Bill Buckner"
by sir selfie November 25, 2013
The one time self proclaimed king of rednecks. Was known to roam around his hometown in south Georgia in his obnoxious pickup truck equipped with smokestacks donning the words REDNECK POWER. Always seen in public guzzling PBR being extremely intoxicated but being quickly dismissed by local law enforcement due to being a 'good ole boy', and being the brother of an American president. Ran an hole in the wall gas station where he peddled the worlds most shittiest beer labeled with his name. Engaged in many successful attempts to throughly humiliate his brother.
by sicmyduck June 28, 2019