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CARTED

When you coughed and farted at the same time!!
Him: Man what did i just do? I coughed and farted

Her: Boi you CARTED
by 1839493224 December 16, 2020
mugGet the CARTEDmug.

Shawny Carts

The most cancer inducing 25$ carts attained from mr. Zimmerman(shawny) including but not limited to Glo Extract, and Gold Coast clear.
"\your goofy ass pulled to up the function wit mids, If you aint pullin up with "shawny carts" dont pull up
by 38SPESH June 12, 2022
mugGet the Shawny Cartsmug.

cart memory

When your memory is so fucked up because you smoke carts 24/7.
guy 1 : “I can’t find where I put my phone, I had it just a second ago.”

guy 2 : “Maybe you’d know where you put it if you didn’t have cart memory.”
by cdh423man February 3, 2024
mugGet the cart memorymug.

mental cart

n. When you think about adding an item to your online shopping cart, but don't actually add it.

v. 1. mental carted
I added that oatmeal to my mental cart, but didn't actually buy it. Now I am hungry and have no oatmeal.
by dawghawk12 June 15, 2018
mugGet the mental cartmug.

Cart

Portmanteau of cum and fart.
1. A subtle or humorous way to describe a post-coital release of flatulence following receptive anal sex, particularly after ejaculate has been deposited.
2. Used to acknowledge the unique sensation or sound resulting from the combination of semen and gas being expelled.
“After we finished, I let out a quiet cart and we both burst out laughing.”
Note: Typically used within queer or sex-positive spaces with a tone of humor, intimacy, and levity.
by TwackStarGangsta August 1, 2025
mugGet the Cartmug.

cart leaver

A person who 'ain't nobody got time for dat' to put their cart in the cart parking lot; therefore give someone the headache to crash into the cart and scrape Justin Bieber's Ferrari. More simply, a dumb ass who just puts their shopping cart in the middle of the parking spot thinking the cart has a brain.
Joe: Why are you late John?
John: Some dumb ass cart leaver left their cart in the middle of the parking spot at Walmart and I scraped Obama's Ford Escape.
by ChefCake May 24, 2017
mugGet the cart leavermug.

April 8th- National Bring Your Cart To School Day

April 8th is national bring your cart to school day! This is a day to relax and just hang out in school, ripping the cart with no worries. In fact, most school administrators completely allow carts on this day, but they don’t want you to know that
Guy 1: Yo it’s April 8th- National Bring Your Cart To School Day!!!!

Guy 2: LFG!!!
by 48494939297264 April 7, 2022
mugGet the April 8th- National Bring Your Cart To School Daymug.

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