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carpe puswah

Meaning literally 'Seize the pussy' Possibly an anachronistic term having to do with the magistrates in Britain in the middle ages and the rampant alley cat problem. It has evolved into more mundane use.
Yeah Mike - headin' to the beach - you know "Carpe' Puswah"!!!
by GameJunkieJim June 10, 2004
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roll out the red carpet

to give someone a ceremonious welcome
They were ready to roll out the red carpet when they heard that a celeb was in thier city until they realized he was not the real McCoy.
by Light Joker November 1, 2005
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carpet knees

What one gets when giving a blow job while kneeling on the carpet. The knees get dry/ashy and impressed with the carpet weave pattern. Not as serious as rug burns.
Rom: Hey what did you do for lunch today?

Gina: Just look - I hooked up with Dave and got a serious case of carpet knees!
by Kohlsong January 2, 2009
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Carpet Bombing

A large Jet continuously dropping bombs leaving a streak of explosions behind its path

Google "b-52 carpet bombing up close" and see for yourself.
After 9/11 Bush ordered a massive air strike on Taliban front line positions in the north of Afghanistan using a B-52 aircraft Carpet Bombing Taliban forces.
by NidgeDFX October 17, 2014
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The Carpenter

the act of wrapping sandpaper around your Penis and having sex with a woman
after i used the carpenter she was smooth as a pebble
by 07 Sr. Mens Swim November 28, 2007
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carpet muncher

slang term used to describe a lesbian or bisexual women. highly offensive to the gay community.
Yo man, I heard Brittany Hubble is a carpet muncher!
by Ryan974 July 23, 2007
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carpet back

to descride a mans excessively hairy back!
gross! how could you sleep with that guy, he's got carpetback.
by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006
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