someone who is so dumb they used CARL BLANCHE as an argument for the word Carte Blanc and still thinks they are correct
by Gerard Lauren July 18, 2020
Two Homosexual dickheads, who do nothing but put eachother's meat sticks in their butthole and eat fruit milk while they 'nae nae' all day.
"eY lad, do you happen to know dan and carl?"
"yE fuck i do, They were in the twin towers when bush bombed em up"
"good on em"
"yE fuck i do, They were in the twin towers when bush bombed em up"
"good on em"
by fuckpoo69 September 11, 2015
Texas Carl
The act of wiping A1 sauce on someones chest while they are sleeping and then wrapping them in bacon and putting them out in the sun to bake. And the end product being a delicious savory Oder on their chest.
The act of wiping A1 sauce on someones chest while they are sleeping and then wrapping them in bacon and putting them out in the sun to bake. And the end product being a delicious savory Oder on their chest.
by Chokal October 12, 2019
Texas Carl
The act of wiping A1 sauce on someones chest while they are sleeping and then wrapping them in bacon and putting them out in the sun to bake. And the end product being a delicious savory Oder on their chest.
The act of wiping A1 sauce on someones chest while they are sleeping and then wrapping them in bacon and putting them out in the sun to bake. And the end product being a delicious savory Oder on their chest.
by Chokal October 12, 2019
A player created on FIFA Street by a YouTuber with a dusty trim. He is 6 foot 6, 250kg (probably), a six pack and a purple crew cut.
Born in Stoke, he breeds bulldogs and has 7 at his home.
He is the captain of FIFA Street team StellaFC who competed in 4 games before disbanding in Gareth Carling scored 58 seconds into his debut after dribbling past 2 and finishing under the keepers legs. Despite a good start, StellaFC went on to lose 5-1
In their second game Gareth scored a brilliant volley to take the lead but they then went 3-1 down after some defensive errors. But Gareth completed his hat trick and made it 3-3 with a controversial goal and a cool finish into the corner. StellaFC player Jensen then scored two solo goals to give StellaFC their only ever win.
In their 3rd game they lost 5-3 as a dusty trimmed youtuber complained about the AI not doing enough skills.
In the 4th game, Gareth did several Ronaldinho-like skill runs but couldn’t find the finish. He also put in several crunching tackles which got him praise from Graeme Souness. Souness said ‘if Paul Pogba did that he would good enough to get into the Scotland team’.
StellaFC never played again but the rumour is because FNG didn’t want to play FIFA Street because FTW was making him money.
Gareth Carling after this ended up getting a lifetime subscription to Nuts magazine.
Gareth ended his career with 5 goals in 4 games with StellaFC winning 1 out of 4.
Born in Stoke, he breeds bulldogs and has 7 at his home.
He is the captain of FIFA Street team StellaFC who competed in 4 games before disbanding in Gareth Carling scored 58 seconds into his debut after dribbling past 2 and finishing under the keepers legs. Despite a good start, StellaFC went on to lose 5-1
In their second game Gareth scored a brilliant volley to take the lead but they then went 3-1 down after some defensive errors. But Gareth completed his hat trick and made it 3-3 with a controversial goal and a cool finish into the corner. StellaFC player Jensen then scored two solo goals to give StellaFC their only ever win.
In their 3rd game they lost 5-3 as a dusty trimmed youtuber complained about the AI not doing enough skills.
In the 4th game, Gareth did several Ronaldinho-like skill runs but couldn’t find the finish. He also put in several crunching tackles which got him praise from Graeme Souness. Souness said ‘if Paul Pogba did that he would good enough to get into the Scotland team’.
StellaFC never played again but the rumour is because FNG didn’t want to play FIFA Street because FTW was making him money.
Gareth Carling after this ended up getting a lifetime subscription to Nuts magazine.
Gareth ended his career with 5 goals in 4 games with StellaFC winning 1 out of 4.
by bobjeffbobbyjeffy October 28, 2021
To get changed extreamly fast.
by walton965 May 24, 2010