wheres my gaff-cape? I gotta go cast some spells
by sixknee March 7, 2023
Get the Gaff-capemug. A sandwich of unknown origin, comprised of dry off brand white bread encompassing an obnoxious slab of baloney or baloney related product i. e. Spam or Spam knock off. This sandwich contains no condiments and has been seen in baggies in Cape May since the Reagan administration.
by PannyRipper April 24, 2024
Get the cape may carvermug. Winter's Asshole from januaryuary to April. Sleet is all over the place and everywheres deserted. The only thing for locals then is boredom, depression, school/work, drugs, and cold.
The intermediate seasons arent much better. October-December rain all the fucking time, it's 45 degrees, and overall shit. Oh, and white Christmas? Fuck that! we get rainy ass, Cold, depressing christmas.
A beautiful place with nice beaches and stuff to do in the summer. The only downside in the summer is the tourists who can't drive for shit and rich fucturds that charge 100 dollars for parking at beaches. Oh, and the water is cold AF year round.
The intermediate seasons arent much better. October-December rain all the fucking time, it's 45 degrees, and overall shit. Oh, and white Christmas? Fuck that! we get rainy ass, Cold, depressing christmas.
A beautiful place with nice beaches and stuff to do in the summer. The only downside in the summer is the tourists who can't drive for shit and rich fucturds that charge 100 dollars for parking at beaches. Oh, and the water is cold AF year round.
by Dragonborn13131 December 29, 2018
Get the Cape Codmug. What you answer to the nice person who opened a clickbait article and copied out the relevant part, so you don't have to . Since you don't have to wade through the ads and random pop-ups, you realise this is one of the heroes who don't wear capes (but also, time is money, so you don't type out the full sentence).
by AndyArken August 16, 2025
Get the Capesmug. A sandwich of unknown origin, comprised of dry off brand white bread encompassing an obnoxious slab of baloney or baloney related product i. e. Spam or Spam knock off. This sandwich contains no condiments and has been seen in baggies in Cape May since the Reagan administration.
by PannyRipper April 18, 2024
Get the Cape May Carvermug. -“Wow!! whos that hero on top of that new ladder truck saving everyone??”
-That’s McShera, aka the “Lower Cape Truckie”
-That’s McShera, aka the “Lower Cape Truckie”
by JobJuiceJunkie December 21, 2022
Get the Lower Cape Truckiemug. by III MC III December 11, 2011
Get the mikey capesmug.