Douche canoe

Someone who is. More then a douche bag

Paul Raddell is a douche canoe

by Mcmaster carr October 14, 2016

Douche canoe

A person who is being an absolute retard

Landen is a fucking douche canoe

by Harrysavage January 23, 2023

Douche canoe

A guy named Keagan

Keagan is a giant douche canoe

by Potato chips taste good July 29, 2019

Douche canoe

Insult to any gender that implies top tier douche bag status.

"If I put a spoiler on my Daewoo you think the chick's would dig it?"..........."No Brad, you already look like a DOUCHE CANOE as it is by owning a daewoo alone."

by Ahhstin666 March 21, 2021

Douche Canoe

When two or more douche bags are in one vehicle or transportation device.

When Sean's team gets on the bus to come play at one of our stadiums it turns into a douche canoe.

by Blackhawks39 April 9, 2016

Douche Canoe

A douche of such magnitude you need a watercraft to navigate.

I can't believe he stole that kids bike, what a douche canoe!

by txdollface April 26, 2016

Douche-canoe

A colloquial term to describe a person who, unlike his father, would drown if he tried to make love on a lake.

Don't call the Prime Minister a c*nt - he lacks the warmth and the depth. A better label would invoke a product that is useless and unnecessary and is only utilized if something has gone horribly wrong, except this label should also have a Canadian twist that does not involve maple syrup. The Prime Minister is a douche-canoe.

by dotconnectr on gettr February 7, 2022