Parisienne birthday candles

Cigarettes

This girl was givin' me the gears so I fired up a pack of Parisienne birthday candles.

by fatburner5 October 18, 2011

wetter than a nun in a candle shop

when something is truly sopping wet

*steps into puddle with only socks on*
"ugh... my sock is wetter than a nun in a candle shop"

by Freddie21 April 9, 2021

Candle Humping

To be a candle or not to be a candle the candle gets humped

I love to Candle Humping

by GrufferTheDumbass April 21, 2020

Candle

A small piece of wax that holds flame to ignite the fires of desire and love

can also be used to "accidentally" burn a building down.

Haha and do you know what burned the building down? A candle!

by Harleigh James March 17, 2021

Blowing candles

Letting all your homies take turns filling you full of used rubbers after finishing running a train on you.

We had beef but he let us blow candles and ended up swallowing most of our beef after blowing candles

by ILoveUSean February 29, 2024

Wet candle in a dark cave

Term that explains someone who is so lost that they are beyond return or are very very stupid.

“Man that bitch Sabrina is one wet candle in a dark cave”

by Big Sawse October 22, 2020

Candle Pop

When your girlfriend/wife gives you a blow job while you give her an ear candle.

My girlfriend asked me to light her ear candle, while she was laying there she pulled down my pants and blew me before the flame went out then yelled Chinese Candle Pop!

by ChinseXandlePop September 22, 2025