ceiling kink

when someone has a kink for humping a ceiling

john: “omg did you hear that celia has a ceiling kink!”
lewis: “no way brooo!”

by pussyeater20 December 23, 2017

ceiling tiddies

POV boobs. Specifically in a recording when a camera is pointing at the ceiling, and there are boobs dangling above it.

Oh man, my gf just snapped me sum ceiling tiddies!!

This vid has the best ceiling tiddy shot I have ever seen in my life!

by nicky7282 March 11, 2018

Ceiling shit

When one throws shit from an animal or themself on the ceiling and wait for it to fall.

Godamnit Ron ceiling shitting theirs stains everywhere

by LoCo_CaT June 16, 2018

ceiling the deal

A woman fucking the ceiling on a dude’s shoulders

Chris’ arms were getting tired from holding Cara up while she was ceiling the deal.

by The Plummers December 1, 2018

Cailinistic

This word is used to describe somebody is in fact, an absolute moron. The best way to correctly use this term is by directing its meaning towards the most idiotic people you know. This denoting word is both effective, and belittling towards the tard you are speaking to.

Joseph: Hey Arthur! I just heard about the vote for LGBTQ+ history to be taught in school! Isn’t that awesome?
Arthur: No dumbass, it’s ethically wrong to teach and encourage mental disorders by spreading knowledge of “positive contributions” to our country. Jesus Christ, you’re so cailinistic!

by LiterallyUrDad March 15, 2019

Ceiling fan hangy time

A mother were your mother is strapped to a ceiling fan that is spinning and your father gets a little licky when your mother passes bye

Hey I caught my parents doing ceiling fan hangy time last night

by Fattmattandgavin May 10, 2019

Calling the Guard

Calling the Guard occurs when someone says something that questions their sexuality, and can be inferred as a homosexual comment. The Guard can be called at any time, unless the subject claims "no homo." The severity of the comment can be directly correlated with the Loudness of the call (See example).

Example 1 of Calling the Guard: (slightly sus)

Man 1: Nate you lowkey got a nice ass

Nate: Uhhh, Guard?

Example 2: (extremely sus)

Man 1: You best hold on to that soap while you're in the shower Jeremy

Jeremy: GUARD!!!!

by GuardMan69 December 13, 2019