cracked

waking up to the sound of your buddy cracking a beer in your face early in the morning, usually after a night of partying or savraging (see savrage). If you get cracked, you must chug the entire beer upon awakening.

The rules for cracking go as follows:

-It must be after 7:00AM

-It must be a 12oz light beer

-The beer must be cold

-Only the last person still asleep qualifies for getting cracked

-No alarms can be set for waking up to crack someone

-A counter attack may be achieved by grabbing the beer out the cracker's hand before the beer is cracked open, or by cracking open a beer in said cracker's face before getting cracked; this is a very rare occurrence and the person getting counter-cracked must drink both beers

I can't believe I got fucking cracked this morning, that beer tasted like absolute shit.

Better hope I don't wake up before you tomorrow.. I'm gonna crack your ass in the morning.

Yo Tommy drank way too much, he's definitely getting cracked in the morning.

by DeltaAlphaDeltaDaddy August 23, 2012

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Getting Cucked

When you get so destroyed, an alternate of Getting fucked, had to be made

Dude i was Getting Cucked last night so Fucking Hard

by Erdirsh August 6, 2016

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cracked

The feeling that you're about to explode as a result of too much stress, like when glass cracks as a result of rapid temperature change.

Man, I have so much on my plate right now: school, work, kids, etc. I just feel so cracked.

by Rain Shadow August 19, 2011

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caked up lookin for a flock of chickens

When Someone is "caked up looking for a flock'a chicken's!", They have a pocket full of money & They're lookin for a specific item. (Generally a drug)

'ShoOoot.... I'm caked up lookin for a flock of chickens, right now!'

by Str8^Lacey April 4, 2017

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