Crab Coochie

The crab coochie is located where the crab’s legs come together. There may be one crab coochie or many. Either way, the crab coochie holds an abundance of sweet meat you can only truly experience with your tongue and hot butter.

Did you see Conley working that crab coochie at dinner last night? She was working it.

Last night I was beard deep in crab coochie and that melted butter put me over the top.

by Roger's Not Here January 2, 2023

Crab fap

When you imitate a crab while your friend jacks you off.

Old Johnny Boy and his friends like to do the ole crab fap during the summer.

by RobotxNathan4life March 25, 2019

Crab King

Crab King is an old meme in the Gorillaz Raritiez discord server. It was created on 11th April 2020. Crab King is also a now deleted role that was given to a user by the name of disquietingly (also known as Boogie). Boogie is a person who loves crabs (the animals)

person 1: What is a crab king
person 2: I have no idea, let's look it up

by turtles.com November 5, 2020

crab dinner

when I male/female orally stimulates a female who has crabs.

Tom enjoyed a wonderful crab dinner last night, one would wonder if she fed him out of spite.

by S.R.A.J.A.A.H.K January 26, 2010

Crab Douche

An enormous jerk or asshole.

Stop being such a crab douche

by Rictifyer January 2, 2011

crab cradle

female genitalia, referring specifically to the pubic hair region

The stripper's thong was so tight, the outline of her crab cradle was clearly visible.

by lexpez August 29, 2005

sandy crab

when you are having sex on the beach and the guy throws sand in the girls vagina and continues on having sex

laura just got the worst sandy crab from frickie last night at the beach

by jeneatmyass September 12, 2006