cooch kite

When her vagina is so loose it slaps against your legs when its skinny

And denny had a cooch kite

by Skuuter October 12, 2020

Cooch

Coach with a Scottish accent. Also a double entendre to mean "a vagina".

Nooooo Cooooooch, dün't make us dü mahl repeats!

Don't call me Cooch.

by JV Fondue November 28, 2017

Stinky cooch

When you sit on a girls pussy and farts

Damn girl, I just gave you a stinky cooch!

by smd1722 June 18, 2021

Cooch Waffle

1.It means that a person is super funny and there is always laughs with them.
2.You are very outgoing and don't care about what people think or say about you.

Look at Betty she's such a cooch waffle!

by Mrs. Wiggles cooch waffle August 14, 2017

Volcanic Cooch

When you nut in a girl then pour vinegar into the girls cooch, and then proceed to pour baking soda in afterwards. causing a mass volcano to erupt (especially when she queefs)

tyler: yoooo dude i just made jess have the most volcanic cooch everrrr!!!

Issac: yoo thas crazy, i need to buy some more vinegar!

by colemcz July 4, 2022

cooch connoissuer

One that values a women's vagina tremendously and treat it with the upmost pleasures

I'm going to sample the world's vaginas to be the best cooch connoissuer I can be

by Timmy Turner's January 4, 2025

one foot toe cooch

where someone puts their toe up someone's butt

yo dude, i gave rhea a one foot toe cooch the other day and she loved it!

by joshandrhea May 15, 2016