a secluded dark area in which after each time a couple experiences sexual intercourse the male partner will throw the freshly used condom. after some time the farm will grow to be rather plentiful so that when you are ready to break off relations with her you can be sure to transplant your crop to her face before she leaves.
by hot-karl May 03, 2004
by El Adamo February 25, 2006
n- The somewhat vulgar looking remains of the inflatable holiday decorations that have gone unplugged, sprung a leak, or otherwise left unattended in the elements, that lay on a front yard
"Man, that house must have a lot of kids"
"why do you say that?"
"must have 15 lawn condoms that they've not turned on yet tonight"
"why do you say that?"
"must have 15 lawn condoms that they've not turned on yet tonight"
by Gsots December 24, 2008
Constructing your own prophylactic using the intestines of some farm animal (usually a pig) to keep you from becoming a baby daddy.
by The Real Poop Ninja December 30, 2010
by bgjacman May 23, 2008
by brianthetrumpeteer October 02, 2005
noun. (figurative) A rubber sheath worn on the ear during a conversation to prevent an offence (a wounding of the feelings). First introduced by Lady Gaga in 2011, in her controversial song Judas.
Keep in mind that “ear condom” is to be used in the figurative sense only; do not attempt to wear a sexual condom on your ear or attempt to place one on the ear of a human (or an animal, like a pet dog).
Keep in mind that “ear condom” is to be used in the figurative sense only; do not attempt to wear a sexual condom on your ear or attempt to place one on the ear of a human (or an animal, like a pet dog).
Jameelha : What! You cheated on me with Lady Gaga! I'm going to fuck you up you son of a bitch!
Judas : I think i should wear an ear condom...
Judas : I think i should wear an ear condom...
by Lostsoulnnp May 14, 2011