a shit that needs wiped off the face of the earth, i may dress like one(sometimes) and swer like ozzy ozbourne but i am better, i don't kill people or say "You startin" for no reason
by Doomscorpion1992 November 28, 2005
chavs are fucking pikeys, theres no 2 ways about it. they suk donky-dick and ALL should die. im a greeb and im fucking proud so fuk u u pikey arse scallies
by DAV June 16, 2004
a hated group of pussy cunts who are hated by nearly every member of the planet as it stands even hate by there own kind cuz they are all fuck nut faggots that think they are so great mostly act how they do cuz there afraid of there own homo sexuality that they try to hide also have no taste in music of any taste in fashion a bunch of twats the world would be better off with out in short the biggest wankers around who can only have a fight when there is 20 to 30 of them with wepons against a single unarmed person who is atleast 4 years younger than them
chav1: yo bleedrin's check wez got us some one to do ova init
his 30 other mates: yh blud lets merk him while he aint lukin ya get me wez jump him stab him up n take hiz muny aint it bled
chav1: yh bled letz get him be4 he c uz yo init
his 30 other mates: yh blud lets merk him while he aint lukin ya get me wez jump him stab him up n take hiz muny aint it bled
chav1: yh bled letz get him be4 he c uz yo init
by the original speaker of truth October 23, 2011
Those people that walk around, trackies with shit stains, hair so greasy you could fry chips in it; and those all important gleaming white trainers.
These 'people' are like the walking dead-they are practically zombies, walking around looking like they've been dragged from hell. You'll often see chavs, roaming the streets in their 25 people gang, threatening anyone with their famous 'I'll bang ya' and 'You want knocking out mate' lines. These people live on cheap alcohol (they can't afford the real stuff), and they're all important cigarettes. Any money that has miraculously been saved up, usually goes on a new pair of fake gold hula hoop earings for the girls, or new speakers for their burnt out, dinted chav car. Note these speakers cost more than their shitty little car...which also has about 12 exhausts.
Often walking around with their 15 children when they are only 18 themselves, they'll spit at you if you make eye contact, and will insult you on your clothing-even though your one outfit costs more than there 20 pairs of trackies put together. They are often seen queing outside of job centre-though of course we must bare in mind that they have no intention of having a job.
They lack a proper education, as they failed to turn up to school. This unfortunatly means that they have low intelligance, often leading them to say incorrect things such as 'I fink you're stupid'...they seem to struggle pronouncing 'th'...really, we must sympathise with them...
These 'people' are like the walking dead-they are practically zombies, walking around looking like they've been dragged from hell. You'll often see chavs, roaming the streets in their 25 people gang, threatening anyone with their famous 'I'll bang ya' and 'You want knocking out mate' lines. These people live on cheap alcohol (they can't afford the real stuff), and they're all important cigarettes. Any money that has miraculously been saved up, usually goes on a new pair of fake gold hula hoop earings for the girls, or new speakers for their burnt out, dinted chav car. Note these speakers cost more than their shitty little car...which also has about 12 exhausts.
Often walking around with their 15 children when they are only 18 themselves, they'll spit at you if you make eye contact, and will insult you on your clothing-even though your one outfit costs more than there 20 pairs of trackies put together. They are often seen queing outside of job centre-though of course we must bare in mind that they have no intention of having a job.
They lack a proper education, as they failed to turn up to school. This unfortunatly means that they have low intelligance, often leading them to say incorrect things such as 'I fink you're stupid'...they seem to struggle pronouncing 'th'...really, we must sympathise with them...
by coco98 November 18, 2011
Person 1: I live in a council house, and I'm violent. What ya gonna do bout that?
Person 2: Call u a Chav!
Person 3: What did u call me??
Person 2: Call u a Chav!
Person 3: What did u call me??
by joeypane November 05, 2007
either a fit young lad hanging round in bus shelters, parks or churchyards usually wearing a tracksuit with his bottoms tucked into his socks or a old lazy fart that lives on benifits or a young slut!!
by b12 March 12, 2007
C.H.A.V
council Housed And Violent
usually spotted around mcdonalds or starting on people through town
council Housed And Violent
usually spotted around mcdonalds or starting on people through town
"yea i was just walking through town and these chavs came up to me and told me im a twat and to cunt my hair"
"yea council housed scum!"
"yea council housed scum!"
by Ashley Petherick April 09, 2008