batten down the hatches

Nautical: secure a boat's hatch-tarpaulins, esp. when rough weather is expected.

Figurative: prepare for a difficult time or crisis, trouble is coming.

Oh ohh, batten down the hatches, here comes the tax collector.

by uvu November 19, 2007

baby batter

a synonym for semen, baby batter is a salty tasting bodily fluid which combined with the egg of an ovulating female can result in pregnancy.

You had better wear a condom to catch your baby batter my husband will flip if I get preggers.

by Belinda November 5, 2004

spread it like peanut butter jelly

Spread the love.

Spread it like peanut butter jelly.
Do it like I owe you some money.

by This_is_my_fucking_handle March 8, 2018

the batter

that nigga got a biiiig baseball bat if ya's get what im saying

no time to purify the world when he can be purifying hot italian assssssss

"You're walking funny, what happened?"
"Fucked The Batter last night."

by sici November 12, 2013

Buttery Males

An abbreviated version of "but her emails". In the early stages of the Trump Presidency, "yeah, but, her emails," became the sarcastic rebuttal to anything terrible that Trump did. Implying that Trump was elected because the alternative, a secretary of state having an unsecure email server, was obviously much much worse. "But her emails" has contracted to "buttery males" over time.

"Trump fired James Comey"

"Buttery Males!"

by HerpesFreeSince93 June 8, 2017

Muffin Buttered

The term made famous by the film Mean Girls
Means too cum on a vag.

'Is your muffin buttered?'
'Would you like me too assign someone butter your muffin?'

by Katehhh March 7, 2008

Butterflies in my pussy

When a woman feels extremely excited about a certain person and feels a tingly sensation in her vagina.

Tina: OMG Ash look there he is

Ashley: I know I have butterflies in my pussy

by Thunder man 101 September 16, 2018