A devastating kick which requires both skill and strength. Getting a running start jump into the air and straighten your body like a missile, striking your enemy feet first in the groin chest or face.
by Vlad*the*impaler September 29, 2009
Chumley's girlfiend stank soooo bad, he puked while going down on her. But since he hadn't had lunch yet, he made a chum burrito of it.
by goodwood September 16, 2010
A wet burrito is a sexual act in which a man liberally applies hot sauce to his erect penis before inserting it into his partner's anus. The act results in a mixture of bodily fluids - fecal matter, blood, semen, sweat, possibly urine - and hot sauce, hence the "wet burrito" name. This is usually a surprise sex act, as most partners would prefer to keep hot sauce as far away from their genitals as possible.
You should've seen her face after that wet burrito I gave her last night. I have a feeling I'm not getting laid again for at least a week.
by philthyphillygirl December 06, 2009
Noun: A ripe and aged vaginal fart, wrapped tightly in a La Favorita brand tortilla and grilled. Usually served with Maxi-Nachos. Often used as an insult when "cunt" is insificiant.
Queef Burrito Example 1:
Me: Man, Jimmy is a real douche nozzle.
Jack: Yeah, let's serve him a Queef Burrito.
Queef Burrito Example 2:
Me: Hey yo, do you smell something?
Jack: Yeah, Jimmy just walked into the room.
Me: What a fucking Queef Burrito.
Jack: Damn bud, that's harsh.
Me: Man, Jimmy is a real douche nozzle.
Jack: Yeah, let's serve him a Queef Burrito.
Queef Burrito Example 2:
Me: Hey yo, do you smell something?
Jack: Yeah, Jimmy just walked into the room.
Me: What a fucking Queef Burrito.
Jack: Damn bud, that's harsh.
by mattis1121 August 06, 2008
You have anal sex with a girl so your dick is all covered in feces, then wrap it in a tortilla and make her deep throat it
by CHINGCHONG6969 September 01, 2008
When someone shoves a burritto in your ass and squirts its so the contents of the burritto shoot up your anus and then sew your butthole shut and then bends you over and kicks you in your ass.
by joelwantsyournuts May 13, 2006
Derogatory nickname for Augie Garrido, long-time head coach of the University of Texas baseball team.
Soggy Burrito is famous for playing small ball and getting arrested for drunk driving at the cow college of austin.
by IncoG5nito June 22, 2009