Brandon

By far one of the awesomest guys you'll ever meet. Speaks Swedish, Retardish, and English. Supringsly cute for a Chinese guy .D!!! Really fun to hang around, and extremely hilarious though sometimes his epic donkey/hyeena laugh is way funnier then his jokes. Able to make you smile, even at times when it seems like that's the last thing you'd ever be able to do. Likes to have dance parties in closets with unicorns and somehow the unicorns and him are able to dance to songs by Skillet and says "KIN'S SO SMALL!!!" every five seconds.
Definately a person worth spending your time with.

Brandon: Oh hey can I borrow some notes for tommorow's test?
Drake: Yeah sure definatel-
Brandon: KIN'S SO SMALL!!!

by TheUnicornStealer December 15, 2011

Brandon

A prick. A worthless asshole who does nothing but play video games. They start out super cool but don’t get fooled. They’re just good at manipulating you into thinking they’re good guys right before they turn into a complete douche.

Don’t associate with a Brandon unless you want your life ruined.

by Qwertyuiop1234567890$@ May 27, 2018

Brandon

The act of one male giving another male head or oral sex

I heard about that one guy given that other guy some Brandon in the bathroom!

by wordfucker November 12, 2009

Brandon

Perverted neighbor who Masturbates to penis mutilation porn.

My neighbor the sex offender is a brandon who likes genital mutilations.

by psycho daddi July 14, 2011

Brandon

A self-centered, hypocritical, sadistic man who blames all appalling and cruel behavior on some imagined disease. Posessing a false sense of security about his sexual prowess. Extremely arrogant but lacking considerably in talent and intelligence.

That man over there making his grandmother change his tire, such a Brandon!

by truthbetoldsoothsayer19 February 8, 2010

Brandon

A fucking hottie who loves a girl named lindsay

Brandon loves lindsay so much he would die for her.

by Does It Matter?!?!?!?!?!??!? September 17, 2008

Brandon

A relatively slick, yet reserved individual who has an unrelenting, arguably disturbing fixation for tot wees. His affinity for tot wees is boldy displayed through twiddling, fiddling and all out diddling. If you come across a Brandon the best course of action is to notify the appropriate authorities as he is likely wanted in numerous municipalities. Salacious.

"Hide you kids, Brandon is on the loose"

"Did you hear Brandon got banned from Disney World?!"

Q:Where is Brandon?

A: Probably over there on that jumping castle. If not there, check the seesaw or tire swing.

by Tastycrumpets October 26, 2013