Box Job

A sexual act of using a box to pleasure someone(preferably a gushers box because it is the right size). You can use the box to give the person a hand job, you could use it as a dildo, you could jam it down the person's throat, or pretty much anything else that you can think of that is sick and messed up. Once the box has been completely destroyed by your sexual acts, it should resemble a sort of paste that you then continue on to use as lube.

I totally gave that chick a box job last night, but it was so intense that she died.

by Nich123 June 3, 2010

box up

prep for a fight

yo bro box up imma beatcho ass

by hahaluzur69 August 29, 2016

box tosser

A girl who masterbates. An insult for someone who tosses her box(vagina).

That bitch is such a box tosser.

by raenbow September 4, 2006

Box Burgler

One who burgles boxes; of the vaginal variety. A lesbian, dyke, carpet muncher, bush hound, etc etc.

Sharon's a box burgler!
Really??
Yeah she totally licks vaginas..

by deanhendersonlives April 16, 2010

Box Checking

A term used to describe how shows/movies make sure to have a variety of characters in their cast, often at the expense of realism. The list of boxes that need to be checked off normally includes people of different races, religions, sexual orientation, etc that are made sure to be included in hopes of reaching a broader audience. This tendency is normally used to appeal to the left by including gays, people of color, and other minorities so as not to appear biased towards straight whites, which dominated media culture in previous decades. However it's not uncommon to appeal to the right as well by including characters that are more conservative, white, and more adherent to the previous standards. The point being that all of the boxes need to be checked in order for a modern show to be aired, often resulting in a hilarious lineup/combination of characters that would normally not be seen together in real life.

"Have you seen that new TV show on Fox?" Sam asked Jenny.
"Ugh, no way, to much box checking. We're just expected to believe that a white redneck and a black rap star are best friends living with a gay Chinese couple in the middle of Salt Lake City?" Jenny replied.

by anonymous January 6, 2021

Box out

To court, and flirt with a female/male in a relationship, while trying to make their significant other seem worse, and waiting for them to fuck up, so you can grab the rebound.

David: Jordans with that asshole Jeff man.
Adam: Chill, just Box Out for the rebound.

by AkonandYoungJeezy August 26, 2011

box juice

A juice drink that comes packaged in a box/carton usually comes with a free straw.

Pippa had an apple box juice with her lunch.

by Pippa Ireland June 11, 2006