Boomer Bar

The column of ads next to an article, usually full of algorithmically generated garbage only people over 50 click on

My racist uncle bought a forklift operator t shirt off the boomer bar

by Agapin Ganus June 4, 2020

Boomer killer

Another word for the coronavirus. Old ass niggas die from this virus. Their weak ass immune system sucks so damn bad that they die instantly.

Oh shit my grandpa got the boomer killer. He shouldve never went to Wuhan.

by Bigoscarkong March 17, 2020

boomer detox

When the non-boomer comes in contact with a boomer, the non-boomer will give advice to the boomer to "detox."

Boomer: I can't seem to learn how to function a computer.

Non-boomer: Sounds like you need a boomer detox.

by helloitsmeyourmom November 17, 2019

OK Boomer

A very dismissive and tired catchphrase only a year old used on social media with memes by the unsocial and smartphone-addicted Generation Z that have no interest in associating with or listening to old people (over 40) or how things used to be, even though today’s Boomers are all between 60 and 80 today. The phrase has been a success at offending older folks on social media wanting their voices heard and respect.

Boomer: When I was growing up, we were outside all day. We drank out of the water hose, rode our bikes all over the neighborhood, and didn’t come home until the street lights came on.

Z’er: OK Boomer!

by waspcoloredstain December 24, 2020

Nosey Boomer

nos·ey boom·er
adj.

1. Informal. The large sh*t nuggets that erupt from the nostrils of an enraged deity.

"Butt fungled and violated by the rollin' Jugg, Chuck Norris goes berserk, the shit nuggets that spewed from his nostrils that day marked the first recorded 'Nosey Boomer'."

"Oh shit Norris' shit nuggets are raining like hell!"

by ThaShame September 5, 2008

Jean boomer

Erection

Dude she was so hot I got a jean boomer in the middle of class

by Anna barn February 8, 2020

Boomer News

Pejorative term used to describe mainstream news outlets like CNN, Fox, Washington Post... heck, basically all of them, that choose to spin and propagandize and make people outraged rather than actually report objective news. These outlets are all slowly withering because statistically the vast majority of viewers are Baby Boomers or older, and younger generations are increasingly turning to the internet, especially YouTube, for more substantive content free of corporate interference.

"Dad, I don't mind eating dinner with you tonight but turn off your Boomer News, that shit rots your brain."

by Phantasy Starved June 11, 2021