Boobie Monster

A person with a rack so big, it's looks like there is a two-headed monster in their shirt.

Amy is such a boobie monster, for halloween she is going to draw faces on her tits and go as a three headed alien!!

by alimegz September 15, 2010

boobie stew

a lady or group of ladies (particularly those who are attractive and/or have large breasts) in a hot tub or jacuzzi.

If a guy or guys wants to join ladies in a hot tub, it may sound something like this...
"Hey fellas, lets hit the hot tub. Looks like boobie stew is already brewing!"

by All Up In Ya April 2, 2012

the tao of boobies

a way of life centered around the obsession, pursuit and worship of bountiful beautiful naked breasts, literally the way of the breasts

there is much truth in the tao of boobies, for a perky breast can inspire poets

by the tao of boobs May 25, 2010

boobie clap

When a large breasted woman slaps her breasts together making a clapping sound.

My girlfriend hates it when I make her do the boobie clap.

by mjk79 January 25, 2014

rent-a-boobies

A bra or bra additives that cause a girl's breasts to appear a size or two larger than they actually are.

Also a much cheaper and less permanent version of fake titties.

guy 1:Yeah, her tits looked great, until I got her naked and saw she was just wearing rent-a-boobies!

guy 2: Snap! false advertising!

guy 1: plus her bra weighed about five pounds from all the padding!

by lingling4canada February 8, 2010

soapy boobies

Best thing in the world

Man I just love soapy boobies

by Soapy boobie lover December 17, 2020

booby baffled

When a baffled virgin gets his first proper gander at a pair of boobs. He will gaze and be baffled as to what to do. The type of person who suffers from this is normally always baffled at new situations in life. You can only be booby baffled once in life.

Showed Norman my breasts last night. It was awkward, he got booby baffled. He never made 2nd base.

by anon.gcfgv755r September 16, 2014