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Bonneville

Car built by GM on Pontiac division from 1957 to 2005
Great performance vehicles and great looking, unfortunately after 10 years they immediately lost their appeal due to marketing.
The last years from 1986 to 2005 was the worst car ever to be in production by Pontiac, on their last model in 05 they did ok with the GXP model...
But the interior its horrible something my grandmother would love...
The front of the car will look better if u take a shit on the hood.

Some believe that Bonnevilles killed Pontiac as a result of their last production of cars.

In conclusion if you drive a SSEi , SLE or even a GXP you are a twat with no taste or knowledge.

Please bring back pontiac and the good 1957 to 1970 Bonneville

Also in some Tv shows were "Bonneville" was used to refer to your ugly looking grandmother car
Guy1: I just bought a Bonneville GXP and i love it!

Guy2: Oh! Did you buy it from your grandmother?

Guy1: Yeah... she bought the Grand Prix GXP and now she thinks Im a twat.
by Billy Durant January 24, 2011
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Boned Out

Rock hard boner, bigger/harder than normal, usually is one that you have trouble standing back up unless you move your junk around so nobody else will notice. Totally excited and penis goes erect. An erection of the penis.
You see some hot chick and instantly get a woody and tell your friend, "Dude, I'm all boned out, check her out!"
by The Dirty Pajerty June 21, 2009
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Related Words
Bonned LOL BONNED boned BANNED! bonner Binned bunned Booned BONKED bonnet

Booned

Named after Co-Creator of Mortal Kombat, Ed Boon.

1.To be teased with the promise of something wonderful only to be held in suspense.

2. Tortured with curiosity.
1. My wife booned me all day in reguards to her special surprise.

2. Wow! The nudity on that website sure does have me booned
by Bleedingshrimp October 15, 2004
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boNNe

it means a respected group that brings peace and harmony to the world (unless thers a sam around)
the gheTTo boNNes saw a sam and kicked his ass
by pam March 31, 2003
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on it like a car bonnet

on it like a car bonnet

either

a) for a police officer/detective/Sherlock Holmes or anyone along those lines to be in hot pursuit of either a criminal (usually a juvenile delinquent truating)

b) for a civilian in search of new unplanned adventure in the great outdoor wilderness.

c) can also be used as a derogatory term for a couple who have sex outside in public (usually on the bonnet or hood of their own parked car).

d) to be in the middle of doing something important
two police officers in discussion, after one of their fellow officers go off on a foot chase:

officer a): where's my partner Michael?, you seen him?

officer b): i think I saw him on it like a car bonnet, chasing after that hot female teenage delinquent.. (moments later): Tom, here goes the answer to your question, there's Michael, on it like a car bonnet; i don't think we should be disturb him (pointing at a car parked some distance away). He is on it like a bonnet, raping that girl, instead of giving her a hefty fine. I hope they become a cute little couple, lol.

officer a) Thanks man, well looks like that girl didn't have the money to pay the fine anyways, so she got what she deserved. Let's just hope she doesn't have a beautiful disaster. Hang on partner, let me call me my wifey, tell her aqbout Michael and his big fish.

officer b): don't call your wife with such nonsense, you buckwheat brains; she may be on it like a car bonnet, probably playing bingo with her girlfriends or whatever.
by Sexydimma October 1, 2012
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bonnet movie

These sappy romance movies that usually involved some romantic affair with some half faggy looking guy with an aristocratic family. Usually takes place around the 1910s Victorian era and has women wearing bonnets, horses and buggies. It is usually shown on TCM or Lifetime and it thinks it has some historical value to it, but it more of another movie for women to rise their estrogen when they are having PMS. It's a movie that guys are sometimes dragged to when they are on a date.
Gone With The Wind is the classic example of a bonnet movie
by Kyle 230 October 4, 2010
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Mini-Boned

When u have a boner, but its small, and EXTREAMLY hard. Unlike a regular boner when its EXTREAMLY big. So if u have a small boner thats really thick and hard, you are mini-boned
1. "dude i was sooo mini-boned last night"
2."I got mini-boned"
3."because i was mini-boned my girl couldnt jack me off"
by bob villa November 29, 2003
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