wet blumpkin 

A blumpkin given while experencing a case of diarrhea.

She gave me a wet blumpkin, and it took her an hour to get her face cleaned up.

wet blumpkin by Blumpy Guy February 1, 2005

country blumpkin 

A blumpkin that is recieved in a porta potty or outhouse rather than the typical toilet.

He's taking forever...he must be getting a country blumpkin in there.

country blumpkin by Maximus Pryme October 25, 2008

Kentucky Fried Blumpkin 

Eating a bucket of KFC while receiving a Blumpkin.

Being the model of efficiency, Heather decided to give him a Kentucky Fried Blumpkin, thereby killing 3 birds with one stone... Food, sex and shat.

Kentucky Fried Blumpkin by Thunderwulf June 30, 2005

Humpty Blumpkin 

When you fall off the toilet while getting a blumpkin.

Read Humpty Blumpkin above . . .

Humpty Blumpkin by Broganoff February 22, 2009

double decker reverse pumpkin blumpkin 

To sit on the top of the toilet and take a dump in it, while a girl is sitting backwards on the bottom. She is taking a dump and wearing a pumpkin on her head while giving you dome.

Friend 1: Heather came over and gave me a double decker reverse pumpkin blumpkin on Halloween.
Friend 2: Dam shes notorious for that.

double decker reverse pumpkin blumpkin by jrizzel July 29, 2014

Blue Bearded Blumpkin 

When you get a blumpkin in a porta- potty and you drop a deuce and the blue water comes up and hits your girl in the chin!

While at the construction site, my girl snuck into the porta-potty with me and gave a blue bearded blumpkin!

Blue Bearded Blumpkin by Boskins05 June 17, 2015

Upper Decker Reverse Blumpkin Double Dump Out

Taking a dump in the toilet tank while having your dong slobbed by someone sitting reverse on the toilet while they are dumping

Me and my girlfriend totally did a upper decker reverse blumpkin double dump out!

Upper Decker Reverse Blumpkin Double Dump Out by Dick Head Buckaroo September 20, 2015