Wolf-blitz

To fire a misty spray of poo all over the clean toilet bowl after holding it for too long and barely making it to the can.

After eating mexican lunch special 45 dean had a meeting and was not allowed to leave. After an hour he ran from the meeting to the bathroom and wolf-blitzed the john.

by Mexican Lunch Special 45 January 26, 2011

Jonathan Blitted Torres

A blitted mofo and pretty chill kid. And gets roasted all day every day. DATS HIM

wow he's so bltted. hes like jonathan blitted torres !
Thats jonathan the stoner man ! hes blitted.

by Racklyngirl July 23, 2011

Blitch

A portmanteau of blog and glitch. Coined by Dennis of LA Times Crossword Corner blog.

Blogger's recent spam filter system caused many comments with embedded links to be automatically sent to Spam area which requires moderation. Serious blitch.

by Morning Sunshine September 15, 2010

brazilian blister

When you are performing anal sex on a girl, and notice she has a pimple/blister/zit on the inside of her ass crack, you do her until the pimple/blister/zit pops. After doing so you suck the puss out of it. Delicious.

Mmmmhmmm i just gave your sister a brazilian blister and it tasted great!

by brazilianbrett April 6, 2007

Blitz Gun

The shotgun from Ratchet and Clank's sequal: Ratchet and Clank: Going Commando that shoots the hell out of enemies.

I shot the hell out of one of my many enemies with the Blitz Gun.

by PaulJar the Pornostar November 23, 2003

Wall Blisters

This is usually found in the crack of a fat man's ass. It's when the inner ass cheeks (the ass walls) rub together and cause irritation. The hair in and around this region causes friction and may lead to the man shaving his ass completely or/and stuffing wads of toilet paper in his ass as he leaves home each morning.

Jay developed wall blisters after walking around Six Flags all day.

by Hard Ass May 22, 2003

blit

A Geordie coloquialism to refer to a womans vagina.

She's got a blit like a wizard's sleeve.

by Ste G April 19, 2006