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Bought a canoe

Euphemism for deceit, or going on the run. In reference to the John Darwin disappearance case, who was presumed drowned after his canoe was found washed up on the NE coast of England in 2002, and whose fraud was exposed by a smiling photograph of him and his wife in a Panamanian real estate agency in 2007. His wife had collected £250000 on John's life insurance policy.
'Have you seen Chris lately?' 'No but I heard the the cops were looking for him, so maybe he bought a canoe'

'Sharon is worried that Dave is cheating on her with Ronnie, do you know anything?' 'Well, I'm not saying he's bought a canoe but i have seen them together'
by Batatz March 8, 2024
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brugh

Brugh (alt spelling: bruff) means brutal and rough simultaneously. It was a misspoken word by Cody Ko while reacting to "Trapped in a Box for 12 Hours with My Blind Date" by Cut in the video "Trapped in a box with my blind date for 12 HOURS."
"he is not feeling it, so this is going to be brugh then"
by axomy June 11, 2024
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Bought

A personality or celebrity who endorses corporate agendas
Celebrity: Vote for this person eventjough theyre terrible for you.
Me: The actor is a bought
by The Interesting November 7, 2024
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Bought

When a celebrity becomes a bot like sell out, shill. Mindlessly promoting for cash. No real personality or passion left.
Did you see that ad with him shilling for that loser candidate ?He's a real bought!
by The Interesting November 8, 2024
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Bought

A bought is someone who is bribed by an organization to endorse them, yet their endorsement behavior is similar to what an online bot would say. Often times it is obvious that they are just in it for the money and don't actually believe in the message they are paid to push on people.
Ex: "I'm from (insert country here) and I fully support the Israeli war effort in Gaza."

Obvious bought

Ex 2: comments online that are outrageous and support the atrocities committed by ICE against unarmed civilians

Obvious bought
by Suckmytoes_77 January 25, 2026
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Beghairat

"beghairat" (Urdu slang), basically means "just be shameless" or "go ahead, shameless one." It's a cheeky roast or call-out for someone acting bold, rude, or with zero shame—like cheating, flexing cringey, or doing something cheeky without caring.
In the UK (especially London/Birmingham Desi/Pakistani communities), it's super common in British-Asian slang, TikTok vids, family group chats, or banter among mates. Desi Brits throw it around like "shameless" or "no shame" in casual English-Urdu mix—often jokey but can sting if serious. Moms/dads use it a lot on kids for being cheeky.
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Desi slang, Urdu insult, Pakistani UK, British Asian, shameless roast, honor culture, TikTok Desi, family banter, South Asian meme, bold-faced
Example Usage
Mate A (bragging about skipping prayers): "Skipped the whole taraweeh prayer "
Mate B: "what a beghairat lad , proper shameless bro"
by Brave traveler 88 March 15, 2026
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Benghazi Butt Lift

A poorly done or aesthetically unpleasant, especially disproportionate, plastic surgery procedure for a woman's hips, butt, and/or thighs. Especially a poorly done or aesthetically unpleasant Brazilian butt lift. Phrase coined by Donny Rickles Jr.
Half the women on South Beach look like Picasso did their Benghazi butt lifts and Jello will see them in court!
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