bench-legged

Short legs in stature

She's pretty but kind of kind of bench-legged, barely long enough to keep the dew off of it.

by J Farrell February 17, 2005

beechfinch

the term used to describe a serious lie someone invents, for attention, when all the evidence shows they are lying.

kayleigh; 'I'm pregnant, your the dad!'
rhys; 'Really, oh wow, you have always known i wanted a kid, but what about my girlfriend :S and how do you know for certain?'
kayleigh 'dont worry about her, we will raise it, we can call it michael! or lilly anne! and i used a test, it came up posotive, bit my friend stole it :/'

everyone else; 'BEECHFINCH.'

by fuckmesideways. May 1, 2011

Benching

When a morbidly obese man slams himself on a flimsy looking bench with multiple people on it to make the whole thing collapse, making everyone fall on their asses, spilling any coffee or lunch they have with them

"Hey Michael, I just heard that John went out benching last night, he got some people real good"

by Lord Shaxx, god himself March 6, 2020

park bench

when someone is really boring they are consider as boring as a park bench e.g. a park bench does more than them.

that kid is a park bench he does nothing

by poohead111 April 5, 2010

beech

another word for bitch

my brother is sometimes a beech

by squaddle February 19, 2015

benchmarks

Points of reference for a particular task or job. Or indicators of how well someone is doing.

Based on the days when engineers tested equipment for various vehicles on benches, and had marked the bench with reference points to show how well the device performed.

The basic benchmarks here in this job include that you perform at least 90% of the tasks in each working day, and clear at least 50% of anything left from the day before.

by D F STuckey March 23, 2004

Beech go boom

While being a rather random phrase, "beech go boom" (bitch going boom!) recently recieved a set of meanings, due to repeated use in several chatting services.
The first chatter to use it was in fact only replying to a string of illeterate shouts people were making on purpose to make fun of famous qoutes and the ORLY fad, using several times leet (1337speak).

The meanings can differ. But the original meant "Bitch, you fail."
Then next time it was used, by the same chatter, it was trying to tell the person that was subjected to the use of it to get over his/her problems.
There are also some vague meanings floating around, but these were the two most common.

"ORLY!?" - person 1 "YA RLY!" - person 2 "U HAS A FLAVOR?" - person 1 "Beech u go boom! Having flavor means you haven't showered enough." - person 3

"insert rant, pointless whining or attention seeking" - person 1
"Beech go boom already." - person 2

by Riazu May 1, 2007