Beiber Beaver

A term to describe homly girls/teenage girls who rub their hairy un-tamed pussy's to a poster/video of Justin Beiber.

Girl 1(walking funny) Im so sore from last night! Girl 2(over hearing girl 1) Omg! why? Girl 1: I was looking at justin on my wall last night all glossy and cute and I just could not stop touching my beiber beaver. Girl 2: Wow get a life! and a boyfriend..HAha.

by The king of Obscene August 24, 2010

leave it to beaver

dont worry about it; it will be okay; chill the fuck out, son, youre screaming.

no one really says it. but if they did, they would probably be like 'Hey, leave it to beaver. its all gravy, baby.'

by EviLCorey December 24, 2003

Angry Beavers

Angry Beavers was a nickelodeon cartoon about two brother beavers.

Ryan: Hey do you remember the show Angry Beavers?
Bo:Yeah!
Ryan They are bringing it back, but I heard they are changing the name to The View

by infamousqweaf April 16, 2009

sea beaver

A female sailor on a boat overseas.

How many sea beavers do we have on this boat?

by Viva La Bob September 15, 2006

beaver poaching

Occurs when you’ve laid all the ground work to hook up with a chick, and a friend swoops in to steef that chick while you’re in the bathroom.

He's a cool dude, but you have to watch him on the beaver poaching.

by harlan50 March 20, 2009

beaver bustin

when a large number of people go out (usually dorks who want to act cool,) and try to get "laid", mostly ends up in a severly lowered ego

person 1: hey wad up dude wanna come out beaver bustin tonite and get some booty!
person 2:dude who with ?
person 1:me and a coulpe of night elfs
person 2:sure im up for it just after i complete that quest.

by thehdog March 12, 2011

Beaver Sauce

Flavored vaginal lubricant

I had to buy my girlfriend some more Beaver Sauce. Went through the last bottle like ketchup...

by PennyMonkey February 19, 2011