Beaver weaver

A cosmetic vagina surgeon

She felt her beaver was unsightly so she made an appointment with a beaver weaver

by mr_january September 03, 2011

Niver the Beaver

The coolest guy in the world with sexy hair. Enjoys laughing a lot, but can be annoying. Makes everyone around him laugh, and is one of the smartest people in the world. Gigiddy.

Have you talked with Niver the Beaver lately?" "Yeah, yesterday I fell on the floor laughing!

by thejewman568 November 15, 2010

Beaver Damming

The female equivalent to cock blocking.

Dammit me ex is totally Beaver damming me.

by Baileyjayqt January 10, 2014

beaver poaching

Occurs when you’ve laid all the ground work to hook up with a chick, and a friend swoops in to steef that chick while you’re in the bathroom.

He's a cool dude, but you have to watch him on the beaver poaching.

by harlan50 March 20, 2009

beaver barnacles

Infected scabby sores found on a bitches beaver one might expect to find a pearl in.

She looked good but when she pulled her pants down, she had beaver barnacles.

by Suka may korncob December 07, 2020

beaver bustin

when a large number of people go out (usually dorks who want to act cool,) and try to get "laid", mostly ends up in a severly lowered ego

person 1: hey wad up dude wanna come out beaver bustin tonite and get some booty!
person 2:dude who with ?
person 1:me and a coulpe of night elfs
person 2:sure im up for it just after i complete that quest.

by thehdog February 25, 2011

Travel Beaver

Restricted to women only- after a long day of travelling on an airplane with limited ventilation, the odor from the nether regions results in travel beaver.

Man! I need a shower after that 4 hour flight. My travel beaver can be smelled by the guy on the other side of the room

by Mama Teeee May 12, 2023