Bearded Dragon

A chill yet a fearful hunter.

Will kill any insect if hungry.
Don't think that you can catch a wild one cause they will run up your leg in 5 seconds.
Will comment suicide if near a ledge, or is on a bed, please watch out for any thing that is very high for a small fella like him/her.

JESUS THE BEARDED DRAGON IS ON MY LEG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

OH DEAR GOD HE JUMPED! (said the owner)

RUN AWAY HE'S SO FAST!

by B) is what I typed March 17, 2022

Bearded Dragon

When you are uncircumcised and you pull out all the way and she queefs, blowing up your foreskin. Leaving your uncircumcised member looking like a bearded dragon.

“My wife queefed so hard last night she gave me a bearded dragon, and then I gave it right back to her!”

by Pat Makrotch April 22, 2022

Bearded Mentality

A specific sub-mentality commonly preached by the Bearded Blevins Bearded gang. This mentality is one sought after, developed, and fostered through countless trials and hardships. It can only be attained by the few. Traits commonly seen in individuals with the Bearded Mentality includes, but is not limited to: a passion for bourbon, performing great feats of escape, 360 no scope sniper kills, beards, and the ability to smoke meats to perfection.

Pleb: "How did you do that?!?"
Bearded: "Its all about developing that Bearded Mentality, brother".

by OfficialJD July 21, 2022

Bearsden

Driving through bearsden and turned a corner to see the well known "bearsden fleeto". The "bearsden fleeto" is the most dangerous gang of delinquents in the whole of scotland. Each one of them was armed with king arthurs famous sword and an ak47. The amount of delinquents in the "bearsden fleeto" is said to be around 3 million. Now just imagine casually driving to see 3 million children armed with swords and aks.

Bawman - "yo have you seen the bearsden fleeto?"
Bawheed - "aye there built like the xmen"

by Baws in yer sister x January 7, 2023

Bearding

When your friend is getting head from his significant other and you are rubbing your beard against his upper thigh and balls

Do you and Sophie want to do some bearding tonight?

by DagsGen January 30, 2023

Bearded Dragon

A bearded man that dresses up to look like Gwen Stefani for a performance every Wednesday night.

"Oh, look at Seth, he is tho tho hot! There's nobody better at bearded dragon."

by SweetSugarBalls March 1, 2023

bearendt

A husky man with a very small dick and a lot of body hair

Dude, how can bearendt have that small of a dick? No chance of him stealing your bitch

by Bichstealyobich November 21, 2024