by brewin June 30, 2011
Get the clark-monksmug. when a guy gets so tired of not getting laid he gives up all sexual contact, including masterbation.
Been years and picking up chicks with my best line "Hey babe, wanna do it" isn't working with the ladies...I'm just gonna monk up.
by Chimera91 March 10, 2011
Get the monk upmug. The monkey that is know for its famous quote “Uh Oh, Stinky Poop ahahaha” the video was posted back in 2016 by the Real Human Bean.
by AFG-K November 13, 2019
Get the Le Monkemug. God themself. Trust Le Monke with your life. They are good and glory. Le Monke has massive freakin lips and I’m not complaining
Le Monke stared down with his knowing eyes.
Uh oh stinky, he whispered soothingly.
Y/n blinked back with fascination. Soon you fell into a deep sleep as he sang those glorious words to you.
Uh oh stinky, he whispered soothingly.
Y/n blinked back with fascination. Soon you fell into a deep sleep as he sang those glorious words to you.
by AppleSausumPossum October 17, 2019
Get the Le monkemug. by rocket1100 May 21, 2018
Get the out the monkmug. Monking off is a broad term used when someone does something non-positive such as anything stupid, rude or simply wrong.
This phrase was founded in Thailand with inspiration from the monks.
This phrase was founded in Thailand with inspiration from the monks.
1) I can't believe you monked off last night
2) Those girls are gonna be monking off later
3) Look at the monks monking off
4) I'd monk her off
5) He's gonna be monking his mum off later on
2) Those girls are gonna be monking off later
3) Look at the monks monking off
4) I'd monk her off
5) He's gonna be monking his mum off later on
by laticannon February 28, 2012
Get the monking offmug. A large mean human. That will crush you. If u make him angry he waits to crush u when u r not expecting it.
A kid thewe a spit ball at a punk a monk. While he was sleeping the punk a monkey tied the kids bike from the electric line.
by Equalizer Monster March 29, 2017
Get the punk a monkmug.