portuguise breakfast

a sexual act wher the man craks eggs into a womans vagina and has sex with her thus scammbeling them. when the man ejaculates in her pour them into a pan and cook them. serve to some unlucky soul and enjoy. ;)

my wife and i severd our neighbor a portuguise breakfast after his dog pooped on our lawn.

by Jeff Young June 2, 2007

hot breakfast

: the act of smoking marijuana in the morning. see wake and bake

"Here comes the Fonz, sure looks like started the day with a Hot Breakfast!"

by Dinky Partridge October 12, 2009

Pirate's Breakfast

A breakfast concoction consisting of Cap'n Crunch cereal floating in Captain Morgan or Admiral Nelson rum.

I've heard of starting early, but can you believe he's having a Pirate's Breakfast on a Tuesday morning!?

by Shile July 12, 2007

Breakfast Buns

The act of eating a pancake breakfast out of the crack of some glorious buns.

So the other day, my bitch let me have breakfast buns for dinner. I can't believe how much syrup came out of her ass.

by The Oracle 87 June 29, 2019

Leopards Breakfast

When a guy goes down on a girl when she's on her period and comes up looking like a leopard who's just feasted.

Dude, last night was great he ate me out and came up looking like a Leopards Breakfast

by Tillyhoward May 5, 2018

breakfast bowl

marijuana smoked early in the morning, usually before breakfast

Yeah, my brother likes to smoke a breakfast bowl when he leaves his girlfriend's place in the morning.

by ChristianMingle.com August 14, 2016

Fortnite breakfast

Dogwater and a tomato

Bro this is Fortnite breakfast right now

by Fortnite Breakfast April 27, 2021