Ninja Nose Blowing

Also called silent nose blowing, ever seen someone throw away a tissue without hearing a sound? It made a squishy sticky sound when squashed that was unusual? Only this can do that.

that guy in the bathroom is the king of ninja nose blowing

by Nova the Starlight December 17, 2014

Beautiful Is Boring

A song by BONES UK that is just good in general

1#Person: Have you heard the song by BONES UK i sended to you?

2#Person: Yeah, Beautiful Is Boring right? It's good

by KxtyBxits February 10, 2020

You’ve got to be blowing my dad

An idiom of surprise and disbelief. Synonym of “you’ve got to be joking,” or “you’ve got to be pulling my leg.”

“I found tickets to the big game tonight!”
“You’ve got to be blowing my dad!”
“No, for real! I bought them from a reseller.”

by Pssssseudonym December 20, 2022

blowing your own trumpet

Auto fellatio. Sucking your own penis.

John's in his bedroom blowing his own trumpet.
Are you big enough to be capable of blowing your own trumpet?

by Cheesehoven June 8, 2007

blowing snow

When a man ejacualtes onto a table in a straight line, then the female snorts the jizz

after doing the florida sloth insertion she started blowin snow

by French Bouvire and the three blind mice May 13, 2005

how-it's-made boring

the highest level of boring. frequently boring people to death. deriving its name from the discovery channel show, one of the most boring programs on television, filmed out of Canada and narrated in a monotone.

the lecture on ancient Mayan pottery was how-it's-made boring

by d.dz October 25, 2008

Blowing up

used to describe present state of extreme emotion, ie, anger, happiness, excitement, frusturation, joy, etc.

"I have no more weed! I''m blowing up!"

"This is such good food - i'm blowing up!"

"I can't wait until woodford, i'm blowing up!"

"How's jim since rachael dumped him?

he's blowing up"

by shaka12 July 8, 2009