Bear shorts appear when a guy (or a girl with hairy legs) shaves his lower legs, but leaves the top half above the knees hairy. Especially if said person has really thick leg hair.
Maggie's boyfriend ended up with bear shorts, 'cause after shaving his calves, he got scared and left the rest!
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Other Gay Dude: "Nah, that place turned into a Bear Bar and I am just not in the mood for beards and pumped up muscles tonight"
Other Gay Dude: "Nah, that place turned into a Bear Bar and I am just not in the mood for beards and pumped up muscles tonight"
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by PowderRabbit December 30, 2003
Get the bear with wide canyon mug.a dance move performed in the nude after a shower. It involves spreading your feet far apart, bending your knees to 90 degrees and hip thrusting. The goal is to have your scrotum slap off your lower stomach and then your 'choda', making a clapping-like noise. It is usually used in the art of seduction.
In its perfect form it is done while listening to "the BearCat" by David Wilcox
In its perfect form it is done while listening to "the BearCat" by David Wilcox
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Get the Bear Clap mug.The bear rating system is a way for guys to inconspicuously scope out girls and discuss them between themselves.
There are several different bear levels.
- A Koala Bear is a girl that is attractive but simply looks too young.
- A Panda bear is a girl that is cute and cuddly, and usually wears cute clothes , etc.
- A Polar Bear is a girl that is chill to talk to or joke around with. This usually is a combination of another type of bear. This is the only bear that uses personality as a factor, and is not exclusive.
- A Black Bear is an unclassifiable bear that still gets a "Would hit it"
- A Grizzly bear is an extremely hot, bite-your-knuckles girl.
- A Bear Hunt is when a girl is either ugly beyond reason or extremely annoying.
The terms can also apply as verbs and adjectives.
There are several different bear levels.
- A Koala Bear is a girl that is attractive but simply looks too young.
- A Panda bear is a girl that is cute and cuddly, and usually wears cute clothes , etc.
- A Polar Bear is a girl that is chill to talk to or joke around with. This usually is a combination of another type of bear. This is the only bear that uses personality as a factor, and is not exclusive.
- A Black Bear is an unclassifiable bear that still gets a "Would hit it"
- A Grizzly bear is an extremely hot, bite-your-knuckles girl.
- A Bear Hunt is when a girl is either ugly beyond reason or extremely annoying.
The terms can also apply as verbs and adjectives.
"Holy shit dude, GRIZZLY BEAR"
"The girl at the counter is the most Polar Bear girl"
"Dominic is Panda Bearing right now, look at him talk to that girl"
"Dude, 9oclock, Panda
Nah dude, Black Bear"
"-You guys are so shallow with this bear rating system
-Shut up or I'll have to go on a bear hunt"
"The girl at the counter is the most Polar Bear girl"
"Dominic is Panda Bearing right now, look at him talk to that girl"
"Dude, 9oclock, Panda
Nah dude, Black Bear"
"-You guys are so shallow with this bear rating system
-Shut up or I'll have to go on a bear hunt"
by swiffer October 3, 2007
Get the bear rating system mug.Sometimes you use this as an unintentional pun. This saying is a play on the phrase "bare poor". Can be used to take the piss out of people who use such phrases.
by Kempo May 23, 2006
Get the bear paw mug.The act of standing on the arm of a chair while someone is sitting on the chair and pooping on the person sitting the chair. This can also be done by using two people. one person stands on each arm and poops on the person sitting on the chair.
Billy bob: dude guess what happened last night!
Joe: what dhappened you do?
Billy bob: my brother walked in while i was standing on the arm of the chair bear trapping harold!
Joe: what dhappened you do?
Billy bob: my brother walked in while i was standing on the arm of the chair bear trapping harold!
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