Bakersfield Baseball

when someone (usually a man) takes a shit standing up, another man (or lady) behind him hits the turd with a baseball bat and it splatters on a lady a few feet away

Hey, I have to take a shit, do you guys want to play some Bakersfield Baseball

by jspivs May 23, 2009

Tennis Baseball

A game that requires a tennis racket, a tennis ball, and a pair of tennis courts side by side with no fence in between. Played like baseball, a pitcher and batter and but no strikes or balls because the pitcher lobs the ball on one bounce. The batter must run bases and can be thrown out by getting the ball back to the pitcher before the runner reaches the base if a forceout is applicable or the runner can be tagged/pegged. In addition, any ball caught on the fly is an out. There are three outs and any hit that is hit out of the fenced in area is an automatic out.

Hey JP, let's go play tennis baseball!

by Sir tenball July 1, 2009

dirty baseball

the male takes a shit into her hands and she rolls it into a ball. after shaped like a baseball, she pitches it to the male who swings his erected COCK and trys to hit it back into her mouth.

i hit a home run playing dirty baseball with kudly

by MARKK November 19, 2006

North Dakota Baseball Bat

Verb: The act of shitting in a used condom and freezing it overnight. The next day use the frozen turd as a weapon to bludgeon your smart ass girlfriend until she shuts up and proceeds to blow you.

Person 1: How did Kelsey get that black eye?

Person 2: It's likely that Scott gave her the North Dakota Baseball Bat!
FACT: Scott keeps 10 North Dakota Baseball Bats (NDBB's) in his freezer at all times!

by Hemmerhoidal Premisis February 5, 2009

playing baseball

1.When one plays "baseball" they are talking about how far you got to sex. Getting to first base meaning you just madeout with your boyfriend or girlfriend. Getting to second base is basically strip making out, or making out naked,as well as handjobs and finger. Geting to third base is head (blowjobs) and eating. Hitting a homerun is having sex.

Guy 1- "Dude, I hear you were playing baseball with Jane last night?"
Guy 2- "Yeah man! 3rd base man!"
Guy 1- "Damn man, you almost hit a homer?"
Guy 2- "Almost..."

by Renaissance December 4, 2005

Livingston Freshmen Baseball

The most funniest sports crew ever assembled. Notorious for putting holes in the locker room and "Deficating" on the bathroom floor. Prob. The most hated team coach Firr. ever had. John warner and goldberg were known as the team cock suckers. Millburn was thier biggest rival. They dared motals to step into there realm. Fat people can't pitch. they were the reason coach firr couldn't get laid. Will forever be known as the infamous 16.

Livingston Freshmen Baseball

"Justin...Don't bunt this pitch!" - Firrenator

" I think it hit the water tower."- JB
" Yea i think it hit that guy in the head......." - Dave Chapplle

" I am going to deflower you tight pink assholes!"-NK

" NO GOOOD!"- Firr

by Dennis Mc'Qual January 2, 2009

Jv baseball

The best thing ever. Girls will want to give road head to anyone that plays jv baseball

I heard he got road after after the jv baseball game

by The jv star May 14, 2018