Very commonly used and inconspicuous excuse for getting out of pretty much anything. One can replace the word 'brother' with any relative that would make sense. Possible substitutes include but are not limited to:
Sister, Cousin, Nephew, Niece, etc.
Sister, Cousin, Nephew, Niece, etc.
(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna hang out?
(Guy 2) One sec... Nah, I have to take my brother to baseball practice.
(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna see a movie with some friends?
(Guy 2) Can't tonight, I have to take my brother to baseball practice.
(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna play some football today?
(Guy 2) Sorry man, I can't play today. I have to take my brother to baseball practice.
(Guy 2) One sec... Nah, I have to take my brother to baseball practice.
(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna see a movie with some friends?
(Guy 2) Can't tonight, I have to take my brother to baseball practice.
(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna play some football today?
(Guy 2) Sorry man, I can't play today. I have to take my brother to baseball practice.
by the putman August 23, 2009
The act of posting pictures, statuses and comments to facebook in order to attain further likes and comments, thus boosting one's ego and online social media exposure.
Person 1: Check out how many likes my profile picture's got
Person 2: 34, wow, good effort.
Person 1: Yea man, winning at facebook baseball!
Person 1: Just the 20 likes for my last status
Person 2: Nice man, good facebook baseball
Person 2: 34, wow, good effort.
Person 1: Yea man, winning at facebook baseball!
Person 1: Just the 20 likes for my last status
Person 2: Nice man, good facebook baseball
by TablesAndChairs October 29, 2012
by Potatocheespart June 03, 2018
by poop man 5000 May 31, 2021
The only sport where unfit fat people can be pro and sometimes fun to watch. Most of the time a baseball game consists of hours of boredom standing in the field or sitting in the dugout eating sunflower seeds.
by BRUH_24 May 01, 2021