banned weapon

A weapon which is sat on by a person. U secretly put it on somebody’s chair and let them sit on it. Eventually they are going to get really mad that they have sat on it many times and it’s going to disappear. Nobody will know where it has gone, but the person that has sat on it just might know where it is

Use the banned weapon on April fools day to prank ur friend

by SpeedyGod53 November 21, 2021

Urban dictionary banned me lmaoooooo

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Urban dictionary banned me lmaoooooo haha

by iminhellplshelpahhh June 28, 2024

Tinder ban

When tinder bans hot bitches because you're making all the uglies jealous. Usually following an occasion of hooking up with a married man.

Cindy:"I got a tinder ban!"
Elle:"Why?"
Cindy:"I probably hooked up with a dude that has a fat wife."
Elle:"He cheated on his slu with you!"
Cindy:"He said he'd never been married, these slu's can't keep their husband's happy!"

by Eve4 May 28, 2022

Ban-Kai

A Ban-Kai is an awesome man, Usually better than all else. A Ban-Kai is a "Jack of all trades." He can do anything! Usually well known for his amazing sniper shots and PUBG skill. Enemies feel utter fear when they face him!

Did you see Ban-Kai last night? He was amazing!

by exbower2 September 28, 2018

?ban noappeal piguy dont come back

you dont want piguy to ever come back to your server

me - ?ban
dyno - command ?ban ?ban bean making bugs
?ban save gin 2d needs to calm down
?ban noappeal piguy dont come back
piguy - DSIOCRD MOD LMFAOOOOOOO
me - ?ban noappeal piguy dont come back

by 584940493395874392034839394 January 16, 2025

yep, you're banned

Sarcastic reply to a fat joke that was not intended to be rude, and was found funny by the recipient of said joke. The phrase is a reference to the steamer caseoh_ eho gets angry abandoned who makes a fat joke in his chat.

"Bro looks like a 1x1 Lego brick"
"Yep, you're banned haha"

by Agent_Z February 28, 2024

BAN

means bald ass nigga

“get away from me ban.”

by mel-ly March 5, 2025