by aceryfaith December 17, 2016
Get the avery curry mug.A disgustedly-sarcastic reference to a door-to-door salesman who never actually reveals his real name or what outfit he works for because he does not want to be sued for harassment or misrepresentation of his products' quality/effectiveness --- think, the salesman at Dagwood's door who solemnly proclaims, "If I am lying about this product, may lightning stroke me down!", but then shakily confides to the audience in an aside, "Every time I say that, it could be my last."
I am so sick of all these visits from Miss Avonymous --- what recourse do I have if her skin-care products don't turn out to so good as she claims, if she won't give me any info about herself or the company she represents??
by QuacksO March 21, 2017
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Get the Avery mug.A person who loves that one special person and is amazing at Lacrosse and Basketball. Avery will go far in life and she will marry a sweet, funny guy and her best friends will be with her for ever and always. If you know a brunette, tall, athletic girl named Avery, keep her and never let her go she will make your day greater every single day.
by Justarandomdork November 13, 2017
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by stinkypussy7669 December 8, 2017
Get the Avery Emery mug.Averyon is a boy who has as many feeling as any other motherfucker in this world he is a kid who is called n##a everyday and doesnt do anything bc he knows deep insidd that he doesnt have to fight it he just has to run. But no one fucking cares that he is called that and the girls at his school hate him bc they think he lets him say it but he doesnt.
Averyon is a real human being
by Aavron33 December 15, 2017
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