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Atomic Skuttler

A sex position that includes a slug, skuttler, and butt stuff.
Dude, my girlfriend let me do the Atomic Skuttler to her last night, it felt soooooooooo good!
by TacoManMicah August 27, 2016
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Atom bomb

Mankinds worst invention and scariest to
'Random guy' -Holy shit the nukes are coming

"All atom bomb explodes"
Boooooom
by Orman November 2, 2016
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Atome

Being encased in cat shit.
Isabella is deeply atome after falling down the stairs.
by Kitty Boy December 7, 2016
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Roswell Atomic Iron Smelter

A very sexual act that is only performed by lesbians. You first have you and your partner to take 3 kilograms each of cocaine 12 hours before the act. Once done you must obtain an industrial size iron ore smelter powered by uranium. Next both girls should defecate into a nuclear waste container filled with plutonium 239 and 100 sticks of TNT in a lead container with a fuse on the outside. They then should prepare a funnel just large enough for a dildo to fit through. Once the faeces have covered the plutonium you then should proceed to take some M&M's covered in petrol. Combine the radioactive plutonium faeces and petrol covered M&M's in a large plastic bucket. Begin the act by inserting 3 large pieces of iron ore into the smelter and turning it to full. Soak the dildo in arsenic and insert strap end into vagina. The funnel should then be stuffed with some of the radioactive plutonium faeces with petrol soaked M&M's. Begin by inserting funnel into the receivers anus. Then the two should jump into the iron ore smelter when the iron has completely melted. The other person with the dildo should fuck the other persons anus with the funnel in it. The lead container with the TNT should have the fuse lighted and thrown into the smelter. Then a B2 stealth bomber should fly overhead and drop 2 nuclear warheads onto the smelter while the dildo and M&M's combust along with the TNT at the same time as the nuclear warheads drop onto the smelter.
General: Colonel, how was the top secret nuclear project?
Colonel: Yeah, we gave it a twist by doing the Roswell Atomic Iron Smelter.
General: Donald Trump could definitely use that on North Korea!
by AWP_69analmaster69_AWP July 30, 2019
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Atom bomb

That one poo that when you finish doing the water splash up on your but
by Magic Feetus November 7, 2019
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atomic flounder

The act of slithering, flopping and twitching your way into your partners vagina with your head.
Your mom's pussy is so loose, I pulled the Atomic Flounder on her ass!
by Atomic Flounder November 12, 2019
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atomic toaster

When one cuts off his own penis, puts it in a toaster, and then puts the toaster into the microwave on high.
Guys did you hear about Christian? He did the atomic toaster last night
by WPftw December 25, 2019
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