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asshat

when someone talks out their ass so much they might as well wear it as a hat.
'that kid is such an asshat. do you believe what he just said?"

'anyone who thinks marriage should be outlawed is such an asshat'
by Michael Simon July 16, 2008
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asshat

One whose degenerate behavior warrants the removal of their ass and it's transplantation to the top of their cranium. Not to be confused with an assclown.
Ursula: Dude, Yakoff is being such an asshat
Bluttocks: You mean he needs his ass moved to the top of his head?
Ursula: That is what an asshat is
by Q Nasty December 9, 2008
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asshat

A silly or foolish person, that sometimes says contradictory things.
John- Stew my head is big but also small
Stew- John shut up you asshat!
by Zack M November 6, 2008
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Assaholeic

One who cannot stop him/herself from being an asshole and indulging in general douchebaggery.
Hot Girl 1: Oliver was being a Jerkoffsky again today.
Why is he such a condescending prick?

Hot Girl 2: Dude, he's an assaholeic, he just can't help it. It's a disease.

Hot Girl 1: Damn, is there a cure?

Hot Girl 2: Poss death, but it's still uncertain.
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Asshat

Some who acts foolish with no intent.
Todd's an Asshat he bathed his cat in the sink again.
by Ethan Hawley January 2, 2012
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Asshat

1st person: "Dude, he's such an asshat!"
2nd person: "Pfft" *errupts in laughter* "Asshat!"
by Ms. Goldfish February 11, 2012
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A social disease, can be terminal, chronic, or acute. Tends to get worse with time. Chronic assaholism usually becomes fatal or long term and debilitating when mixed with drugs or alcohol, though not all assaholics are substance abusers.

Assaholics tend to congregate on websites pertaining to guns, race, or the poaching of large wildlife, dating sites (the married ones) and political rants.

Christian assaholism is a type of strain of assaholism that can be more prevalent in the bible belt.

Assaholism epidemics have been known to spread quickly, especially in large groups, hipster bars, frat houses, strip clubs, bad traffic and crowded department stores.
Assaholism ASSA-Hawl-ism, ASSA-haw-lick

"I see you've done nothing to cure your assaholism. Next time try hitting on my mom instead of my best friend. That might work better. Not."

"who's texting you at 2:20am?!"
"oh it's that assaholic I told you about. He thinks I'm going to be his bootycall. Not."
by Sadiesays December 9, 2013
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