prince albert

When a male gets his penis pierced. This can go in many ways. It is most commonly done in that the peircing goes up through the bottom of the penis and comes though the urethra. The peircing goes after the head and before the bottom of the foreskin cut off. It is a reletively painless procedure and makes everything better for both parties. aka p.a.

Lee has a P.A.. It is really nice. His girlfriend never wants to stop doing the nasty. It makes her happy lips happy. Go Lee go

by prince April 23, 2003

Albert

Albert's are usually midgets. Don't let this fool you as if you make one mad, they will not be afraid to beat you half to death. They will break rules that they created. Stay away from Albert's at all costs.

Guy 1: oh uh, Albert is right there!
Guy 2: Shoot dude we need to run!
Albert: Hey guys, where did you all go?
Albert: I have no friends ):

by Lexy_Boy December 2, 2018

The Albert Smoota Project

A project which will be enforced in the year 2010, whereby all people with excessive nose hair will shipped to the moon.

He won't live out the Albert Smoota Project.

by Albert Smoota December 8, 2006

st. albert

the biggest suburb of edmonton, with a population of 60,000. st. albert is a typical middle class, mostly white suburb. nothing cool happens here, there's a mall and a walmart. meth addicts steal shit from cars parked in parking lots, and there's a big park that goes the whole length of the city that runs along the river.

"let's do something"
"i guess we could smoke up"
"st. albert is lame, lets go to west edmonton mall"
"fuck that i'm too laze"

by orlyowl December 10, 2008

Mount Albert

The small town of awesomeness. There's one public school, a Crap ton of old people who drive really slow, and a nudeist park that u don't want to deliver pizza to... that's all i'm saying...

Mount Albert

by butterbaby92 April 24, 2011

Albert Einstein's brother

An extremely ugly man.

CHICK: Yuck! Look at that guy. Albert Einstein's brother, eh?

FOX: Albert Einstein's brother?

CHICK: Yeah, Albert Einstein's brother -- FRANK.

FOX: Oh, yeah, I get it. Yes, that is true!

by Stuck Up Bitch July 9, 2006

st. albert

A small piece of shit town, full of rich old people who complain in department stores, fat irresponsible mothers, and stuck up rich kids. The full of shit government usually places about 5 photo radars at a time and gives out about 1000 parking tickets a day because they like draining money out of the civilians. Worst possible town to live in, triggers depression easily.

also see, hell

"I live in st. albert, i'm thinking about committing suicide"

by kkkhellyeah June 16, 2009