the act of sticking eight fingers into an anal cavity facing your hands outward and sticking your penis in-between the backs of your hands and commencing coitis.
by SOAK666 September 24, 2013
A more colorful, sophisticated and rarely used synonym of the term assclown. Has the same literal meaning, but it has more oomph to it!
by NotANameWaster July 12, 2020
Calling your boss to let them know you will be absent.
WORKER: Hello boss, I won't be in for work today.
BOSS: Why, what's the problam?
WORKER: Well you see, I have Anal-Glycoma.
BOSS: Anal-Glycoma,what's that?
WORKER: I cann't see my ass coming into work today.
WORKER: Hello boss, I won't be in for work today.
BOSS: Why, what's the problam?
WORKER: Well you see, I have Anal-Glycoma.
BOSS: Anal-Glycoma,what's that?
WORKER: I cann't see my ass coming into work today.
by Workless September 30, 2011
A fun form of revenge that involves penetrating your victim anally. The act is best preformed at night when the victim is sleeping. The penetrator is carefull not to awaken the victim in their preparation to violate their victim anally. At some point a penis or object is rammed into the victims anus, full force, usually without lubrication or any form of warning. The act is not exclusive to male and female couples. The act of "revenge anal" has been documented between two females as well as two males.
Hot sauce or other irritants to the anus have also been known to be placed on the object or penis to increase the efficiency of this effective revenge tactic.
Hot sauce or other irritants to the anus have also been known to be placed on the object or penis to increase the efficiency of this effective revenge tactic.
Amanda: "You anal revenged me last night while I was sleeping and it really hurt, you just rammed it in no remorse".
Franklin: "That's what happens when you try and dominate me in social settings, You get "revenge analed".
Franklin: "That's what happens when you try and dominate me in social settings, You get "revenge analed".
by Frankyjr December 25, 2013
Used to describe a particularly vile and unpleasant serial set of farts, generally of different sounds and tones.
God dammit - what the fuck did you eat for dinner? If I hear another anal sonata out of your ass, I'm going to push you in front of a bus.
by Plautus August 15, 2010
Someone that is so thirsty for the booty that they steal their bro's girl, usually for shits and giggles
by Brady Ovens July 19, 2015